[signed, messy but still sort of legible]

[ham_fisted]

Those who leave their phony name with a not-so-phony room number below
May find a surprise in their room tomorrow!

[arrow pointing to 'room number'] wait, wouldn't they include

Hey, I could deliver them ALL!

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Re: [handwriting a bit neater]

[wantsyourzex.livejournal.com]

The name they gave me... Max Vyer, I believe.