ext_294059 ([identity profile] wishescankill.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2008-03-24 03:31 pm

[unsigned, but written in easy-to-recognize clerical handwriting]

Lust:

Way to not show at dinner last night! You still need to point out a certain something! Dinner tonight? And try to be there, if you actually want me to be able to do the thing you wanted me to do.

Sword-maker:

I have the chemicals you asked for. Can't meet tonight. Tomorrow night?

Peevish mortal I was conversing with yesterday on this public forum:

I would still like to know the location of the entrance to this mysterious "basement," where they are harboring the Klingons, and no doubt some sort of death ray as well. Maybe even a petite man with frazzly grey hair and an off-putting tendency to laugh maniacally. Since you are obviously too mentally handicapped to write such a simple word as "courtyard" or "library," can we meet later so you can tell me in person?

[identity profile] tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 07:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Very well.

--Sword-maker

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Firstly, please stop calling me mortal. It's irritating when you display your ignorance.

Second, posting more information than necessary on a board that we know our enemies read is the height of ignorance.

Third, I see no reason to talk to an idiot like yourself who doesn't even understand the basics of proper etiquette.

-Captain Hitsugaya Toshirou.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:13 pm (UTC)(link)
They likely don't want such details getting out. It is a policy of mine and my organization's to avoid any unnecessary details getting out on a public forum. The less we can spread this way, the better.

I'm already dead, girl. Died a long time ago.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm the one lacking critical thinking abilities? You're the moron who thinks demanding answers is going to get you the slightest bit of cooperation from anyone. You lack even the most common of manners, and expect everyone to treat you like you are entitled to something. Idiot. You may have been something important where you came from, just as I was, but here you're just like everyone else.

Get over yourself, mortal.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-24 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Are you really that dumb? The information is free to anyone who asks for it. Is it really that difficult to come and talk to one of us? I only don't see any reason to waste my time with someone as moronic and self-serving as you.

Right. Because I'm so determined to deter you from getting the information you need. Dumbass.

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Since you obviously have trouble reading: if you approach me with some element of proper etiquette...perhaps a please or even a sentence without an insult in it, then yes.

[identity profile] hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:08 am (UTC)(link)
Taichou,

Please allow me to handle this. She is my roommate and I'm sure you have more important things to focus on.

-HM

[identity profile] whiteychan.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 09:18 pm (UTC)(link)
Sending one of my vice-captains to work for me. Any good leader knows when to rely on those who work with him.

What the hell does her being a girl have to do with anything?
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[personal profile] norainu 2008-03-24 08:43 pm (UTC)(link)
The more assumptions you make, the more fucking hilarious this gets.
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[personal profile] norainu 2008-03-24 08:56 pm (UTC)(link)
What the hell are you trying to accomplish, anyway?
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[personal profile] norainu 2008-03-24 09:13 pm (UTC)(link)
People don't like to talk about some stuff on this board thingy. Pissing him off even more isn't going to get you anywhere. You're both pretty stubborn.

[identity profile] hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com 2008-03-25 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
Anya-san...

If you kindly cease talking about it, I will grant you the information of the entrance you are looking for at dinner tonight.

-HM
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[personal profile] a_sin_for_him 2008-03-28 07:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I was occupied. And unless you have replaced the diminutive exotic woman that shares my room, I will be unable to meet you at dinner. The midday meal will have to suffice.