[unsigned, but written in easy-to-recognize clerical handwriting]

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Lust:

Way to not show at dinner last night! You still need to point out a certain something! Dinner tonight? And try to be there, if you actually want me to be able to do the thing you wanted me to do.

Sword-maker:

I have the chemicals you asked for. Can't meet tonight. Tomorrow night?

Peevish mortal I was conversing with yesterday on this public forum:

I would still like to know the location of the entrance to this mysterious "basement," where they are harboring the Klingons, and no doubt some sort of death ray as well. Maybe even a petite man with frazzly grey hair and an off-putting tendency to laugh maniacally. Since you are obviously too mentally handicapped to write such a simple word as "courtyard" or "library," can we meet later so you can tell me in person?

Comments

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Very well.

--Sword-maker

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Firstly, please stop calling me mortal. It's irritating when you display your ignorance.

Second, posting more information than necessary on a board that we know our enemies read is the height of ignorance.

Third, I see no reason to talk to an idiot like yourself who doesn't even understand the basics of proper etiquette.

-Captain Hitsugaya Toshirou.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Clearly, if "our enemies" built this place they already know where the entrance to the basement is. Since you post all over this thing that you know where the entrance is, they know you know and would have eliminated you by now if they felt that were necessary.

The definition of "mortal" is in the eye of the beholder, but Mr. Noah Webster - who is, I understand, an authority on semantics - feels that the term applies to any being who is subject to death. In my experience, everyone is subject to death, even gods. Even I am not quite immortal, though I have certainly lived much longer and seen much more than you.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

They likely don't want such details getting out. It is a policy of mine and my organization's to avoid any unnecessary details getting out on a public forum. The less we can spread this way, the better.

I'm already dead, girl. Died a long time ago.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Ah. "Organization." That does sound suspicious. I've met a few "organizations," some of which would have been interested in locking me in a small room and running experiments, and others that took more of the "kill first ask questions later" approach. I am wary of "organizations," and the average I.Q. of the people involved in them. No wonder you lack critical thinking abilities.

There's death and then there's death. I've killed quite a few dead people in my time.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I'm the one lacking critical thinking abilities? You're the moron who thinks demanding answers is going to get you the slightest bit of cooperation from anyone. You lack even the most common of manners, and expect everyone to treat you like you are entitled to something. Idiot. You may have been something important where you came from, just as I was, but here you're just like everyone else.

Get over yourself, mortal.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

You're the one who seems to feel entitled to keep your precious little secrets from the rest of us by refusing to put them in a place where they would be easily accessible to all. I have simply found that skirting around a problem never gets you anywhere, and prefer to get right to the point.

Where I come from, I'm a retail clerk, but in the great land of America, a retail clerk is as important as anyone else. That's the beauty of capitalism. Everyone has an equal opportunity to prosper. Unless little self-important twerps like you are determined to deter them.

I think you're the one who needs you get over yourself, dead guy.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Are you really that dumb? The information is free to anyone who asks for it. Is it really that difficult to come and talk to one of us? I only don't see any reason to waste my time with someone as moronic and self-serving as you.

Right. Because I'm so determined to deter you from getting the information you need. Dumbass.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Since you obviously have trouble reading, I will repeat myself: "can we meet later so you can tell me in person?"

And my ass is not dumb. It is not, in fact, sentient. Your world must be a very strange one, if your asses have minds of their own.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Since you obviously have trouble reading: if you approach me with some element of proper etiquette...perhaps a please or even a sentence without an insult in it, then yes.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Taichou,

Please allow me to handle this. She is my roommate and I'm sure you have more important things to focus on.

-HM

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Sending a girl to do your work for you? Very manly.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Sending one of my vice-captains to work for me. Any good leader knows when to rely on those who work with him.

What the hell does her being a girl have to do with anything?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Ah. Delegation. I was unaware she was an employee of yours. I thought it was a cowardly ploy to foist an onerous task off on some helpless young girl.

It takes a real man to admit that a woman would be better for the job than him. My feelings for you are changing. Admittedly not much.

[norainu]

The more assumptions you make, the more fucking hilarious this gets.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

I am glad you find this amusing.

[norainu]

What the hell are you trying to accomplish, anyway?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

The Captain is very annoying and pompous. I simply think he should learn to share. Even kindergardeners know how to do that and they can barely stand up!

[norainu]

People don't like to talk about some stuff on this board thingy. Pissing him off even more isn't going to get you anywhere. You're both pretty stubborn.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Anya-san...

If you kindly cease talking about it, I will grant you the information of the entrance you are looking for at dinner tonight.

-HM

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Hi roomie! Very well, I'll see you then.

[a_sin_for_him]

I was occupied. And unless you have replaced the diminutive exotic woman that shares my room, I will be unable to meet you at dinner. The midday meal will have to suffice.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Fine. Whatever.