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Lust:
Way to not show at dinner last night! You still need to point out a certain something! Dinner tonight? And try to be there, if you actually want me to be able to do the thing you wanted me to do.
Sword-maker:
I have the chemicals you asked for. Can't meet tonight. Tomorrow night?
Peevish mortal I was conversing with yesterday on this public forum:
I would still like to know the location of the entrance to this mysterious "basement," where they are harboring the Klingons, and no doubt some sort of death ray as well. Maybe even a petite man with frazzly grey hair and an off-putting tendency to laugh maniacally. Since you are obviously too mentally handicapped to write such a simple word as "courtyard" or "library," can we meet later so you can tell me in person?
Way to not show at dinner last night! You still need to point out a certain something! Dinner tonight? And try to be there, if you actually want me to be able to do the thing you wanted me to do.
Sword-maker:
I have the chemicals you asked for. Can't meet tonight. Tomorrow night?
Peevish mortal I was conversing with yesterday on this public forum:
I would still like to know the location of the entrance to this mysterious "basement," where they are harboring the Klingons, and no doubt some sort of death ray as well. Maybe even a petite man with frazzly grey hair and an off-putting tendency to laugh maniacally. Since you are obviously too mentally handicapped to write such a simple word as "courtyard" or "library," can we meet later so you can tell me in person?
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--Sword-maker
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Second, posting more information than necessary on a board that we know our enemies read is the height of ignorance.
Third, I see no reason to talk to an idiot like yourself who doesn't even understand the basics of proper etiquette.
-Captain Hitsugaya Toshirou.
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The definition of "mortal" is in the eye of the beholder, but Mr. Noah Webster - who is, I understand, an authority on semantics - feels that the term applies to any being who is subject to death. In my experience, everyone is subject to death, even gods. Even I am not quite immortal, though I have certainly lived much longer and seen much more than you.
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I'm already dead, girl. Died a long time ago.
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There's death and then there's death. I've killed quite a few dead people in my time.
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Get over yourself, mortal.
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Where I come from, I'm a retail clerk, but in the great land of America, a retail clerk is as important as anyone else. That's the beauty of capitalism. Everyone has an equal opportunity to prosper. Unless little self-important twerps like you are determined to deter them.
I think you're the one who needs you get over yourself, dead guy.
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Right. Because I'm so determined to deter you from getting the information you need. Dumbass.
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And my ass is not dumb. It is not, in fact, sentient. Your world must be a very strange one, if your asses have minds of their own.
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Please allow me to handle this. She is my roommate and I'm sure you have more important things to focus on.
-HM
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What the hell does her being a girl have to do with anything?
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It takes a real man to admit that a woman would be better for the job than him. My feelings for you are changing. Admittedly not much.
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If you kindly cease talking about it, I will grant you the information of the entrance you are looking for at dinner tonight.
-HM
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