[unsigned, but written in easy-to-recognize clerical handwriting]

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Lust:

Way to not show at dinner last night! You still need to point out a certain something! Dinner tonight? And try to be there, if you actually want me to be able to do the thing you wanted me to do.

Sword-maker:

I have the chemicals you asked for. Can't meet tonight. Tomorrow night?

Peevish mortal I was conversing with yesterday on this public forum:

I would still like to know the location of the entrance to this mysterious "basement," where they are harboring the Klingons, and no doubt some sort of death ray as well. Maybe even a petite man with frazzly grey hair and an off-putting tendency to laugh maniacally. Since you are obviously too mentally handicapped to write such a simple word as "courtyard" or "library," can we meet later so you can tell me in person?

Comments

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Are you really that dumb? The information is free to anyone who asks for it. Is it really that difficult to come and talk to one of us? I only don't see any reason to waste my time with someone as moronic and self-serving as you.

Right. Because I'm so determined to deter you from getting the information you need. Dumbass.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Since you obviously have trouble reading, I will repeat myself: "can we meet later so you can tell me in person?"

And my ass is not dumb. It is not, in fact, sentient. Your world must be a very strange one, if your asses have minds of their own.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Since you obviously have trouble reading: if you approach me with some element of proper etiquette...perhaps a please or even a sentence without an insult in it, then yes.

[hajike-tobiume.livejournal.com]

Taichou,

Please allow me to handle this. She is my roommate and I'm sure you have more important things to focus on.

-HM

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Agreed.

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Sending a girl to do your work for you? Very manly.

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

Sending one of my vice-captains to work for me. Any good leader knows when to rely on those who work with him.

What the hell does her being a girl have to do with anything?

[wishescankill.livejournal.com]

Ah. Delegation. I was unaware she was an employee of yours. I thought it was a cowardly ploy to foist an onerous task off on some helpless young girl.

It takes a real man to admit that a woman would be better for the job than him. My feelings for you are changing. Admittedly not much.