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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

Comments

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

...Host Club?

-Ed

P.S. Glad you're okay after last night.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Yes! The Host Club! Oh, Ed-kun, you should come!

I'm glad you're alright, too.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Ummm, okay (what is a Host Club anyway?), sounds interesting. Aren't there those phony visitors or something after brunch though?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

It's what I do in my spare time, I'm a Host! Oh, Ed-kun, you'd make a wonderful Host!

Oh, are there? Is everyone having them?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Like hosting a party?

Me?!?

Yeah. I dunno, but if I do I'm not trusting them one bit.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's not quite like that! Oh, I'll teach you all about it!

Yes, you! You're so different than the rest of the Hosts, and you're so handsome!

I don't trust them, either.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Huh. Okay, I guess.

O_O ...thanks, I guess. I... eh... thanks.

Yeah. Too much deceit to start believing now.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Oh, we can start at brunch!

It's true, Ed-kun! You have such striking eyes, and your hair is so long and such a nice color! And your bone structure! Oh, I wish I could put you in a kimono!

I don't believe a word they say.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Right.

...bone structure, wha'? What's a kimono?

Good choice.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*written on Adelheid's behalf by a nurse, yet his frustrated tone still somehow manages to come through; especially in the false signature, which has been scribbled out and replaced by loopy, pained, drugged- and barely legible- scrawling of the real one*

Isn't 'playing Host' what got you in trouble before? And now you're opening yourself up to every single person in the Institute? Whatever happened to 'once bitten, twice shy'?

I hope that you and the other Hosts have a decent time.
-F. Haushofer AdElhEId

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, well that was different! This is a professional setting! That's much, much difference.

Oh, you'd make a wonderful Host, too!

Are you alright, Adel-kun?

((posted anonymously, because he couldn't sign his own name))

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

NEVerin A mIlL *trails off into a meaningless scrawl*

*written by a nurse* I'd really rather not, but thank you for your kind offer anyway!

Re: ((posted anonymously, because he couldn't sign his own name))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Adel-kun! But you'd be perfect! You're so tall and strapping and handsome!

Ed-kun's doing it....

Re: ((posted anonymously, because he couldn't sign his own name))

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*written by a nurse once more, but the newly-grumpy tone is signature Adelheid now*

We'll talk about this later, if for no other reason than because I don't want you 'flaunting my good points' in a public bulletin board.

But first, you should try giving me one good reason why I would want to join this... 'Host club.' So far it seems nothing but trouble of one sort or another.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*in a nurse's handwriting once more- the poor girl's going to get a sprained wrist at this rate, and she's certainly decided that wrestling with Adelheid over the signature has become ridiculous; therefore, 'tis anonymous*

ED! Are you all right? After what happened, I was afraid that you wouldn't be conscious, let alone able to write. There's no ill effects, I hope? And I must sincerely apologize for any damage that you might have suffered.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

I'm okay. My arm's smashed up though. It cut a chunk out of it. And I'm exhausted. Don't think I'll manage any alchemy tonight. I wiped myself out. Sorry.

You're okay Adel? And no apology needed.

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*as always, in the nurse's script*

You're the one who doesn't need to apologize; if it wasn't for you, we wouldn't have ended the way we did. You have my gratitude, and that of all the rest of us, as well. I think you deserve a rest, if you could take one. Don't worry about the alchemy, either.

Me? I'm fine.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

What happened? I guess Night ended 'cause I woke up instead of being dead after I passed out.

I hate this! If I were home it wouldn't have lasted two seconds!!!

Good. And Eric?

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*feeling sorry for the nurse yet?*

That's close enough to what happened. We survived, that's the important thing.

And... I know. I know that if either of us had possessed our full power, we would have been able to defeat it easily. But we don't. And my power

Eric's in better shape than I am. I asked him to pick up the pieces that we both dropped, so don't worry about having lost anything.
-F. Haushofer

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Definitely the important thing.

I know. I hate it! I hate it so much!

That's good to know. I might need that metal to fix my arm.

[muted-flame.livejournal.com]

What sort of trouble did you get into?

If you need someone to repair your automail for you...

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Soul Bond armour thing with glowing sword... things.

I might have to ask you. My alchemy tired me too much last night. Having trouble moving my leg at the moment because of it too.

[muted-flame.livejournal.com]

You told me about that before, didn't you?

... Very well. If you were more careful, this wouldn't have happened, but I'll do my best to repair it. How bad is the damage?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Yeah. I did. I'm gonna' smash it next time!

Careful?!?! We were on a MISSION!! If I'd been careful it would've probably KILLED people!

It's got a chunk cut out of it, but I think Adel's friend might have the piece. If not I have metal and I can always smash up my radio.

[muted-flame.livejournal.com]

How do you plan on doing that?

What happened?

All right. It shouldn't be too difficult to fix it, then.