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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

Comments

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

It's what I do in my spare time, I'm a Host! Oh, Ed-kun, you'd make a wonderful Host!

Oh, are there? Is everyone having them?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Like hosting a party?

Me?!?

Yeah. I dunno, but if I do I'm not trusting them one bit.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's not quite like that! Oh, I'll teach you all about it!

Yes, you! You're so different than the rest of the Hosts, and you're so handsome!

I don't trust them, either.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Huh. Okay, I guess.

O_O ...thanks, I guess. I... eh... thanks.

Yeah. Too much deceit to start believing now.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Oh, we can start at brunch!

It's true, Ed-kun! You have such striking eyes, and your hair is so long and such a nice color! And your bone structure! Oh, I wish I could put you in a kimono!

I don't believe a word they say.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Right.

...bone structure, wha'? What's a kimono?

Good choice.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I'm so excited!

Your bone structure! Your cheekbones and your chin and your nose.... A kimono's a traditional costume from my home. You'd look so wonderful in one! You'd truly make hearts grow faint!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

'least it sounds like it might cheer people up.

People notice that kinda' stuff? Really? Never thought about it before.

You're serious?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I hope it will!

Of course they do! You're vey striking! How can you have not noticed?

Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not really the kind of thing anyone ever usually says to me. I was travelling before I came here so I had other things on my mind. Thanks though.

Just surprised you think that I'd be good at it.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Well they should!

Once I'm done with you, you'll be the very model of the perfect Host!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

That's... that's nice to hear. Kinda' odd, but nice.

Do I get free reign to turn you into the perfect alchemist then?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

A pity you've never heard it before.

Do you... do you really think I could do what you do?

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*written on Adelheid's behalf by a nurse, yet his frustrated tone still somehow manages to come through; especially in the false signature, which has been scribbled out and replaced by loopy, pained, drugged- and barely legible- scrawling of the real one*

Isn't 'playing Host' what got you in trouble before? And now you're opening yourself up to every single person in the Institute? Whatever happened to 'once bitten, twice shy'?

I hope that you and the other Hosts have a decent time.
-F. Haushofer AdElhEId

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, well that was different! This is a professional setting! That's much, much difference.

Oh, you'd make a wonderful Host, too!

Are you alright, Adel-kun?

((posted anonymously, because he couldn't sign his own name))

[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

NEVerin A mIlL *trails off into a meaningless scrawl*

*written by a nurse* I'd really rather not, but thank you for your kind offer anyway!

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Adel-kun! But you'd be perfect! You're so tall and strapping and handsome!

Ed-kun's doing it....

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[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*written by a nurse once more, but the newly-grumpy tone is signature Adelheid now*

We'll talk about this later, if for no other reason than because I don't want you 'flaunting my good points' in a public bulletin board.

But first, you should try giving me one good reason why I would want to join this... 'Host club.' So far it seems nothing but trouble of one sort or another.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

We'll talk at brunch, then. But really, you should be proud!

Well, what else do you have to do for fun?

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[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*whatever verse this is, same as the others~!*

Brunch may not be the most amenable time to meet me. Perhaps some other shift instead? And what on earth do I have to be proud of?

...don't answer that.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Why not? Ed-kun and I are meeting up, then. Did you have other plans?

You have so much to be proud of, Adel-kun!

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[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*another time~!*

You are? I was under the impression he was going to be speaking with his other friends, like he wrote down yesterday. I may not have plans myself, but that hardly matters. It isn't the point.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Oh, he didn't say anything to me about that....

But if you don't have plans, you don't have any reason not to!

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[grosse-sklaven.livejournal.com]

*you know, already*

He didn't say anything to me either, but I would say it's a safe assumption that he's going to be doing so. Which is understandable; those from his own world do take some priority over those who are not. We've only known him for a few days, they've known him for years.

Just because I don't have any plans doesn't mean that there isn't a good reason.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I could have sworn I'd told him I could teach him between now and after brunch.... but I can teach him later, too.

Well, then why not? It'll be fun, Adel-kun! You need to have some fun.