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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

Comments

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Like hosting a party?

Me?!?

Yeah. I dunno, but if I do I'm not trusting them one bit.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's not quite like that! Oh, I'll teach you all about it!

Yes, you! You're so different than the rest of the Hosts, and you're so handsome!

I don't trust them, either.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Huh. Okay, I guess.

O_O ...thanks, I guess. I... eh... thanks.

Yeah. Too much deceit to start believing now.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Wonderful! Oh, we can start at brunch!

It's true, Ed-kun! You have such striking eyes, and your hair is so long and such a nice color! And your bone structure! Oh, I wish I could put you in a kimono!

I don't believe a word they say.

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Right.

...bone structure, wha'? What's a kimono?

Good choice.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I'm so excited!

Your bone structure! Your cheekbones and your chin and your nose.... A kimono's a traditional costume from my home. You'd look so wonderful in one! You'd truly make hearts grow faint!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

'least it sounds like it might cheer people up.

People notice that kinda' stuff? Really? Never thought about it before.

You're serious?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I hope it will!

Of course they do! You're vey striking! How can you have not noticed?

Of course I am. Why wouldn't I be?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Well, it's not really the kind of thing anyone ever usually says to me. I was travelling before I came here so I had other things on my mind. Thanks though.

Just surprised you think that I'd be good at it.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Well they should!

Once I'm done with you, you'll be the very model of the perfect Host!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

That's... that's nice to hear. Kinda' odd, but nice.

Do I get free reign to turn you into the perfect alchemist then?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

A pity you've never heard it before.

Do you... do you really think I could do what you do?

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Who on earth would I ever have heard it off?

I don't know. I don't know how things work here properly, and even at home, it's not somethng everyone can do. But you could try, right?

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I don't know!

I... I can! I'll try, Ed-kun, if you want to teach me!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

Is this one of those 'girl' things again?

I'll teach you. I'd like to. It's what I'm best at and if it helps people then it's a good idea.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Well, maybe in a way....

I would very much like to learn!

[lost-metal.livejournal.com]

...I see.

Okay. I'll teach you what I can.

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Thank so much, Ed-kun! I'm sure if anyone could teach me, it would be you!