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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

Comments

((anonymous))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

So it's some kinda "gentlemen's club"?

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

In a manner of speaking.

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[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

I'm not even going to ask where you got the dancers, but sign us up!

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Well, it wouldn't be a proper Host Club without dancing, now would it? We look forward to seeing you there.

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[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

UH. TAMAKI.

Different type of gentleman's club! Unless you plan on doing striptease...

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I'm... not sure I understand?

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[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

...A gentleman's club is a...strip club. Women take of their clothes and dance suggestively.

Hardly the "Host Club" you were telling me about.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

.....

WHAT?!?!?!

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[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

I...thought you knew. I'm sorry.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

But...but...but...

Why?

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[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Why not?

Men love boobs.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

But why would... why would anyone do that?!? It's... it's....

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[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

What, you still haven't gone through puberty? Women don't have cooties, you know.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's just... it's lewd!

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[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't knock it till you experienced it. A real man has seen it at least once.

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!

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[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Then you aren't a real man, shrimp!

Damn, so no babes? What kind of thing are you running?!

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

A real man respects women.

Of course there are women. But not... not... lewd ones!

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[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Oh, but we are respectin' women....just really respecting their bonus features too!

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's depraved. There's no excuse for leering at some poor woman like that!

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[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Well, they are waving their bits in front of everyone's faces!

Seems like a good excuse!

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

And they certainly shouldn't have to! No woman should need to stoop so low. It isn't right, that sort of thing.

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[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

It's not like they don't get paid: what do you take us for, some kinda cheapskate?

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's what's so horrible! That they feel they need to resort to... to... debauchery in order to support themselves! And that it's allowed!

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[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Lay off him, will you? He comes from a different place, socially, than we do. He's just never been exposed to that kind of thing.