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[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

Comments

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

But why would... why would anyone do that?!? It's... it's....

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

What, you still haven't gone through puberty? Women don't have cooties, you know.

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

No, it's just... it's lewd!

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Hey, don't knock it till you experienced it. A real man has seen it at least once.

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I DON'T WANT TO SEE THAT!

Re: ((anonymous))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Then you aren't a real man, shrimp!

Damn, so no babes? What kind of thing are you running?!

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

A real man respects women.

Of course there are women. But not... not... lewd ones!

Re: ((anonymous))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Oh, but we are respectin' women....just really respecting their bonus features too!

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's depraved. There's no excuse for leering at some poor woman like that!

Re: ((anonymous))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

Well, they are waving their bits in front of everyone's faces!

Seems like a good excuse!

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

And they certainly shouldn't have to! No woman should need to stoop so low. It isn't right, that sort of thing.

Re: ((anonymous))

[perfect-meld.livejournal.com]

It's not like they don't get paid: what do you take us for, some kinda cheapskate?

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Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

That's what's so horrible! That they feel they need to resort to... to... debauchery in order to support themselves! And that it's allowed!

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

I don't see what the problem is. They get money for showing us tits. Many men happen to be in the market for tits.

Besides, it's a coming of age thing. I'm guessing you haven't seen it - that should be fixed sometime, actually. You don't want to be half a man forever, do you?

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

I request that you don't use such language! It's degrading and horrible. Both the... the smut industry and that manner of language!

Of course I haven't! I'm not married yet!

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Christ, kid. Do you even know about sex the birds and bees?

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

((Don't, it's hilarious))

Well... of course I do! I am sixteen! But that's... it's a personal, private expression of love! Not... not something to market!

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

Kid, sex isn't always about love. And it's entirely possible to have love without sex.

So sex isn't something sacred. If women want to show their tits, boobs, breasts, assets to a willing audience and get paid shitloads for it, more power to them. Besides, it'll put hair on your chest!

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

But it should be! Otherwise it doesn't mean anything!

But it is. Just because people cheapen it, that doesn't make it anything less than what it is. They shouldn't be judged like that, and they shouldn't have to put themselves on display and be leered at!

Re: ((anonymous))

[blacksustenance.livejournal.com]

If they choose to do it, then that really is their business. Take it up to them if you've got a problem with it and you want to play at being a knight in shining armor.

I'm guessing we can't expect strippers at this Host Club. Damn.

Re: ((anonymous))

[the-clown-king.livejournal.com]

If men with such little respect didn't make such fuss, they wouldn't feel they needed to. If people were more reverent of the matters of man and maid, there wouldn't be a need for such debauchery!

Of course not! We don't engage in sordid entertainment!

Re: ((anonymous))

[beforehertime.livejournal.com]

Lay off him, will you? He comes from a different place, socially, than we do. He's just never been exposed to that kind of thing.