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Lord Suou Tamaki cordially invites the patients of Landel's Institute to attend the first meeting of the Landel's Institute Host Club, following today's brunch. Our Hosts will be there to entertain you and turn your minds to pleasant thoughts! Please do come and see us.

Location to be announced later.

- Lord Suou Tamaki

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[identity profile] beforehertime.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
...A gentleman's club is a...strip club. Women take of their clothes and dance suggestively.

Hardly the "Host Club" you were telling me about.

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[identity profile] beforehertime.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 08:59 pm (UTC)(link)
I...thought you knew. I'm sorry.

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 09:16 pm (UTC)(link)
Why not?

Men love boobs.

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 09:20 pm (UTC)(link)
What, you still haven't gone through puberty? Women don't have cooties, you know.

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 09:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, don't knock it till you experienced it. A real man has seen it at least once.

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[identity profile] perfect-meld.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
Then you aren't a real man, shrimp!

Damn, so no babes? What kind of thing are you running?!

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[identity profile] perfect-meld.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, but we are respectin' women....just really respecting their bonus features too!

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[identity profile] perfect-meld.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:28 am (UTC)(link)
Well, they are waving their bits in front of everyone's faces!

Seems like a good excuse!

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[identity profile] perfect-meld.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 02:40 am (UTC)(link)
It's not like they don't get paid: what do you take us for, some kinda cheapskate?

:( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
I don't see what the problem is. They get money for showing us tits. Many men happen to be in the market for tits.

Besides, it's a coming of age thing. I'm guessing you haven't seen it - that should be fixed sometime, actually. You don't want to be half a man forever, do you?

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 08:09 am (UTC)(link)


Christ, kid. Do you even know about sex the birds and bees?

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[identity profile] blacksustenance.livejournal.com 2007-02-22 08:32 am (UTC)(link)
Kid, sex isn't always about love. And it's entirely possible to have love without sex.

So sex isn't something sacred. If women want to show their tits, boobs, breasts, assets to a willing audience and get paid shitloads for it, more power to them. Besides, it'll put hair on your chest!

Re: ((anonymous))

[identity profile] beforehertime.livejournal.com 2007-02-21 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Lay off him, will you? He comes from a different place, socially, than we do. He's just never been exposed to that kind of thing.