Attention Heroes!

[zeus-incarnate.livejournal.com]

If there are any other Heroes here, get in touch with me as soon as you can.

~Statesman 

Comments

[jei.livejournal.com]

Are you fucking serious? Heroes? Capital-H-heroes? Like with dumb spandex costumes with the underwear on the outside and everything?

Oh, man. This place is endlessly hilarious.

Never heard of you, though. Pity. Spoiling "secret identities" sounds like a blast.

[zeus-incarnate.livejournal.com]

Actually, my identity isn't secret anymore. But most people know me better as Statesman.

[tartaros-avatar.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately, he's completely serious.

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

Nothing wrong with Spandex costumes. I'll draw the line at wearing the underwear outside, but if you're going to be fighting it's best to do it in something form-fitting.

[jei.livejournal.com]

Fair enough. But bright red and blue spandex? With capes?

[damn-legends.livejournal.com]

A cape is just asking to get caught on something. And it's noisy. There's nothing wrong with small adornments but anyone wearing a cape in seriousness deserves what they get for it.

And...it's probably better to stick to grays and dark blues in terms of color.

[zeus-incarnate.livejournal.com]

I've had yet to have a problem with my cape.

But only more experienced heroes are allowed to wear them.

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[hack-ed.livejournal.com]

Ed wants a cape! Ed has no super powers though...