To my dearest Head Doctor:
Since you missed the point of my fun, as did a lot of other people, I will attempt to be clear about it here. Any food, no matter how good, is trash when it comes from the hand of those that hold a person unjustly. Any gratitude expressed to such captors is false, unwise, and repugnant. We owe you nothing but our contempt in whichever way we choose to express it.
In closing, dear sir, you and your ideas of reform can lick my balls.
Love & kisses,
"Kyle"
PS - Actually, I will make an exception and say thanks for the tea, because I know a bunch of the guys here appreciate it. Too bad it's a gift from a skanky asshole with questionable taste in haircuts.