[written in almost type-perfect print]

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to say that I am unsure of whom I should ask after. So many of my friends are now gone.

Sechs-san, Carter-san, Maya-san, Rapunzel-san, Castiel-san, Rei-san. Are you all healthy? Are you still here?

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Yukari-san,

I regret to inform you that our leader has gone missing. Please, respond so that I know you are familiar with this information.

-Aigis

Comments

[affictitious]

Castiel has friends? Go figure.

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[affictitious]

That's pretty noble for a... what are you?

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[affictitious]

Oh, a robot. That must be why you get along with Castiel! It all makes sense now. I'm sure you guys have a lot in common.

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[affictitious]

You know, following programming, being excessively inhuman and constantly reminding people of that, saving humanity... the usual. Well, everything except the saving humanity part. That's new. Very anti-Skynet. I like it.

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[affictitious]

You haven't read up on your James Cameron movies? Work on that.

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[affictitious]

Yes. Yes, he was the greatest ninja who ever lived.

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

[revolutionise]

Hey buzz off, whoever you are! How much of a jerk are you to start randomly insulting people you don't know?

[affictitious]

How is that an insult? Learn to white knight better.

[freewill]

Noah, please.

[affictitious]

If you call me that one more time I am going to hunt you down and stab you in the foot.

[freewill]

I seriously doubt that.

Why do I have to be the mature one when you're older?

[affictitious]

Keep talking like that and you'll start sounding like the old man.

Look, bro. Do me a favor and don't leave your room, all right? If there was ever a freaking time to follow my advice, do it now.

[freewill]

Better than sounding like a child.

I don't plan to, seeing how the doors don't open at night.

[revolutionise]

Don't try to tell me you weren't trying to talk trash about her and this Castiel by saying that. Aigis is a lot more human than a lot of people I've met, robot or not.

[affictitious]

Back off your high horse before you break a leg. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself by starting a J. Jonah Jameson libel tirade.

[tightsofmight]

[The note here is crumpled as if someone tugged at it for a closer look, but there is no response.]

[revolutionise]

Well are you going to apologize? Because that's the only way I'm gonna get off your back.

[affictitious]

You can ride me as long as you want.

[pen pressed into the paper harder]

[revolutionise]

Oh just get out of here already!