[written in almost type-perfect print]

[no-dont-go.livejournal.com]

I am sorry to say that I am unsure of whom I should ask after. So many of my friends are now gone.

Sechs-san, Carter-san, Maya-san, Rapunzel-san, Castiel-san, Rei-san. Are you all healthy? Are you still here?

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Yukari-san,

I regret to inform you that our leader has gone missing. Please, respond so that I know you are familiar with this information.

-Aigis

Comments

[revolutionise]

Hey buzz off, whoever you are! How much of a jerk are you to start randomly insulting people you don't know?

[affictitious]

How is that an insult? Learn to white knight better.

[freewill]

Noah, please.

[affictitious]

If you call me that one more time I am going to hunt you down and stab you in the foot.

[freewill]

I seriously doubt that.

Why do I have to be the mature one when you're older?

[affictitious]

Keep talking like that and you'll start sounding like the old man.

Look, bro. Do me a favor and don't leave your room, all right? If there was ever a freaking time to follow my advice, do it now.

[freewill]

Better than sounding like a child.

I don't plan to, seeing how the doors don't open at night.

[affictitious]

Don't talk down to me, kiddo. I'm not in the mood.

You keep being a moron. Just listen to me when it happens and maybe you won't accidentally lose your head.

[freewill]

Fine.

[affictitious]

Good boy.

[revolutionise]

Don't try to tell me you weren't trying to talk trash about her and this Castiel by saying that. Aigis is a lot more human than a lot of people I've met, robot or not.

[affictitious]

Back off your high horse before you break a leg. I'd hate for you to embarrass yourself by starting a J. Jonah Jameson libel tirade.

[tightsofmight]

[The note here is crumpled as if someone tugged at it for a closer look, but there is no response.]

[revolutionise]

Well are you going to apologize? Because that's the only way I'm gonna get off your back.

[affictitious]

You can ride me as long as you want.

[pen pressed into the paper harder]

[revolutionise]

Oh just get out of here already!

[affictitious]

Isn't that kind of why we're all here? The Great Escape?

[revolutionise]

[If she could make the biggest frustrated sigh in the world on paper, she would.]

Oh whatever. You're not even worth it. Go "escape" into a lake or something if all you're going to do is make smartass remarks and insults.

[affictitious]

Just so you know, this is the best interaction I've ever had with an anonymous person on a bulletin board. You should be thrilled.