[writing is a little shaky]

[strayfag]

So, who missed me? Show of hands.

Cigarettes are welcome too.
- Badou


P.S. Alle, seriously dude, I'm not interested in eating you. Not even a little. You know I got bruises on my wrists thanks to you?

[The signature has been torn off once but Badou's re-written it on the upper-half of the note.]

Comments

[tightsofmight]

Badou?

Is that seriously you?

[strayfag]

Would be a pretty shit bad joke.

[tightsofmight]

Were you here the whole time?

[strayfag]

.Hell if I know. I. lost some time.

Looks like you guys had a fun week. But I gotta say, I kinda miss pancakes already.

[tightsofmight]

At least you remember stuff.

It's been [a few stricken fragments here] pretty bad. You didn't miss much.

BB IF YOU GOT PLANS I CAN EDIT

[strayfag]

Looks like it. [A few pen taps here. The next part of the note is on a separate piece of paper, clearly tacked on later.]

If we had breakfast tomorrow, you think you could avoid getting jizz in my hair again?

NO THIS WORKS JUST FINE.

[tightsofmight]

Okay.

[36-24-35.livejournal.com]

Aww man, now I can't name one of my cocktails in memory of you!


-Tifa ♥

[strayfag]

You can name it in my honor. I'll even buy you one. Who wants to drink to a dead guy, anyway?

[toxicspiderman]

Got your juice. Where do you want it?

-- S.T.

[strike outs are illegible]

[36-24-35.livejournal.com]

Oh, wow. You really didn't have to I really appreciate it, thanks!

My room, if it's not too much trouble. I'll let you test out the merchandise in return, or the wonders of my homemade hooch.

[toxicspiderman]

That sounds better than what I had planned.

What's your room number?

[strike outs are illegible]

[36-24-35.livejournal.com]

I don't think my roomma

How about we meet in the F1-10 block hallway

[toxicspiderman]

Sure.

[tender-cruelty.livejournal.com]

You shouldn't have skinny little wrists that are really easy to hold down then.

[strayfag]

Look, I know you get really enthusiastic and all but you could be a little more gentle with my delicate bones.

[folded over]

Sorry about last night week everything I couldn't We should talk, if you've got time.

[tender-cruelty.livejournal.com]

Sorry, that's something they never taught in super-soldier school.


[Folded over again.]

I've got time. When and where?

[strayfag]

Yeah, I'm starting to see your education is lacking. Remind me to give you some lessons.

[and again]

Tonight? What's your room number? Didn't really take note of my new one.

[osoreirimasu.livejournal.com]

[And very carefully Japan is going to remove the signature portion of this post.]

[strayfag]

[ooooookay he's just going to write that back in wtf.]

[dark, childishly scrawly writing]

[heroesdontshave]

Badou! Hey! Where'd you run off to? I figured something happened. You just get shuffled around?

- Snow

[strayfag]

Something like that. You get a new roomie? Any idea what happened to my smokes stuff?

[heroesdontshave]

I got two. People get moved around a lot here, I guess.

Oh. Um, no? Was I supposed to be looking after it? Dammit

[strayfag]

No kidding. Turnover rate's pretty high around here.

Nah, just thought it was worth a shot.

[heroesdontshave]

Oh. Well, if I ever find any of your stuff, I'll let you know.

[strayfag]

If you find a pack of smokes you'll be my damn hero.

[purgatio]

Does that mean you'll pay for them? I can come by a large amount, if needed.

This can only end badly.

[strayfag]

Depends on what you're asking.

you mean wonderfully of course.

[purgatio]

I don't ask. You offer. There's nothing I'm in distress for. So feel free to wager something forward. I have time.

Funny how often things are one and the same.

[strayfag]

We'll see. Got a name?

quite.~

[purgatio]

You can call me 667. If needed, I'm sure you'll be quite satisfied with my work.

[toxicspiderman]

Asshole with the eyepatch, right?

-- S.T.

[strayfag]

That's an interesting mental image. And who's this?

[toxicspiderman]

Sangamon Taylor.

I don't expect you to remember everyone you talked to in this shithole.

[strayfag]

[pen taps] I remember you. You're the asshole who took my chair.

Any hot chicks show up at your party?

[toxicspiderman]

Guilty as charged.

Not that one. Tifa brought us refills for the second time. Threw a zombie hand in Scott's lap and made him squeal high enough it almost sounded like we had more than one girl there.

[strayfag]

Nice. That's a good half of the female population right there.

[toxicspiderman]

At least the legal ones.