[neat handwriting; posted early morning]

[the-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

[The salutation is written larger than the rest of the letter in order to get Gumshoe's attention. The rest is written as normal.]

Detective,

I assume that you are well. I need your assistance in the near future if at all possible. My last attempt at corresponding with you didn't go as well as planned, but I have some faith that this note will find you barring the possibility of you either being incapacitated or absent from the institute altogether. There are a few items that I require and I can only hope that you can assist me in obtaining them.


Regards,

E.

Comments

[Phoenix's familiar, messy scrawl.]

[in-your-defense.livejournal.com]

I'll keep an eye out - I'll let you know if I find him.

Anything I can help with?

[the-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

Perhaps. If I don't hear from him, it may be best to look to you for help instead.

[A few small, thoughtful dots of ink rest here before he adds an addendum to the note.]

...on second thought, your assistance may be required either way. Even if he is aware of where I need to go, I could in all likelihood use an extra set of hands.

[in-your-defense.livejournal.com]

...haha, uh... [A dot of ink as Phoenix seems to think.] W-wait! Does that mean...

... :(

Yeah, I'll carry your purse for you when we go out. Make sure you pack extra concealer, you don't want to run into anything not looking your best.

[the-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

[See Edgeworth. See Edgeworth turn red. Watch as Edgeworth tears Phoenix's note off the wall and tear it into pieces, leaving behind a simple note with two words left on it. The ink is heavy and the scrawl is not as neat as it usually is.]

Very funny.

[in-your-defense.livejournal.com]

[Phoenix's handwriting is a little shaky - for what reasons, who knows?]

No need to get so ruffled up about it! ;) Just offering some friendly assistance.

[the-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

On second thought you can simply go take a nap on the front lawn of the institute.

[in-your-defense.livejournal.com]

:)

Only if you bring the pina coladas and the sunblock. Oh, and I think you'd look great in a hula skirt...coconut bra, too.

[the-prosecutor.livejournal.com]

[...yeah, that's getting torn up too. Phoenix, don't you care about all of the poor trees that you're making him waste?]

Goodbye, Wright.

[in-your-defense.livejournal.com]

[On the last note, there is a drawing of an extremely spiny pineapple with a ruffly cravat sketched upon it, sitting on what looks like a pile of beach-like sand.]