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So, there's a kid with a gas mask on wandering around at night apparently. Let me tell you about him.

He's from London, 1945. He wandered too near a site where a bomb was going to drop, trying to find his mom. Got crushed by debris. They took him to a nearby hospital, where he was expected to die from his injuries.

Unfortunately for us all, he was also infected by nanites. Which decided that everything ought to look like him, in regards to injuries and... the whole gas mask thing.

If he's touched you, you are infected. Unless they've reprogrammed the nanites - and I can hope, but I'm not going to assume that anything here is going our way - in a couple days you'll basically be a zombie that looks like him. If you touch anyone else you'll infect them as well.

If you've run across the little guy, how about you do us all a favor and not touch anyone for a couple of days until we see if the infection spreads like it did back then. Because I don't know about the rest of you, but when I come from, World War II gas masks are SO last season.

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A what vessel?

Chula.

The nanites are Chula in origin. So you need a Chula ship - or more importantly its onboard systems - if you want to talk to them. And by talk, I mean program.

So, back to what's stashed in your pants...

Oh. It sounds like something from a Sci-Fi TV show or something. A low budget one.

..... Excuse me?

Possibly. But there's only a finite number of names in a finite universe, after all.

Your pants. We were talking about them. :)

I really don't think we were.

~~Shit you remind me of Chizuru~~

We always could be. :)

Well I don't think I want to be talking about that with anyone! Let alone whoever you are!

But I'm very cute. And I have dimples. <3

That's gre-...

WHY WOULD I CARE ABOUT EITHER OF THOSE THINGS?!

Because you're a hormonal teenaged boy? And I'm hot and can do that think with my tongue?

Dimples! :D

WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

I DON'T CARE. I'M NOT REPLYING TO THIS ANYMORE!

There's nothing wrong with me. I'm not grouchy. :)