(Posted Anonymously )

[twelveapathy.livejournal.com]

Roses are red.

Comments

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[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

If you know how to use them right.

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[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

And you assume to know so? Go on, flatter me.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Whatever he started to write above is scratched out

...Wait, are you another dude?

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Of course not.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

I thought not, you've got some girly handwriting. You know, I was starting to think this place was a sausage-fest.

In that case, hunny, we should meet up. Poems are so much more effective in person, you know. ♥

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Oh I do? Flattering. The place probably is, you know.

I would only bother to displace myself if you offered something good.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Aw, damn. I wanted to start a harem.

I only offer the best. You won't be disappointed. ♥

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

I do not speak to ugly people, you better be decent looking.

Oh really. Are you that big in the pants? Is that your offer?

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Hah! I'm a vision of masculine perfection.

That's what I said~

If you can handle me, that is. ♥

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Oh I can handle you alright.

Though personally I doubt anyone else can attain this "vision of perfection". Nice try, though.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Oh, you can? I hope you can do more with that mouth than just talk, though.

We'll see, won't we?

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

I bite. Very hard.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

I was thinking more of a different motion, but bites are good too.

Just watch the teeth on the way down. ♥

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

If anything, you would be the one down on your knees, boy. I assure you.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

So you're the kinda girl that likes to take charge? I can work with that.

But I'm sure I can have you begging for it first.

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Highly unlikely. It is others that beg me.

You seem so confident.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

I am. With good reason.

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[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Virgin.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

I know you are. I'll take it easy on you.

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Your assumptions might just be your downfall, darling.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Look who's talking, hunny.

Re: unsigned

[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Ruffled your feathers? Well aren't I sorry.

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

Aren't you?

It was just a joke. Lighten up, sweetheart. ♥

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[inflorescere.livejournal.com]

Right.

So tell me, in the midst of night time where foul smelling beings and atrocious monstrosities lurk every corner, you plan on seeking me for a pleasure feast?

Re: unsigned

[pimp-plan.livejournal.com]

If I'm going to be stuck in a place with foul smelling beings and atrocious monstrosities, then I think a pleasure fest is in order at some point.

You'll be seeking me, though.