damned_bulletin | (Posted Anonymously )

I thought not, you've got some girly handwriting. You know, I was starting to think this place was a sausage-fest.

In that case, hunny, we should meet up. Poems are so much more effective in person, you know. ♥

Oh I do? Flattering. The place probably is, you know.

I would only bother to displace myself if you offered something good.

Aw, damn. ~~I wanted to start a harem.~~

I only offer the best. You won't be disappointed. ♥

I do not speak to ugly people, you better be decent looking.

Oh really. Are you that big in the pants? Is that your offer?

Hah! I'm a vision of masculine perfection.

That's what I said~

If you can handle me, that is. ♥

Oh I can handle you alright.

Though personally I doubt anyone else can attain this "vision of perfection". Nice try, though.

Oh, you can? I hope you can do more with that mouth than just talk, though.

We'll see, won't we?

I bite. Very hard.

I was thinking more of a different motion, but bites are good too.

Just watch the teeth on the way down. ♥

If anything, you would be the one down on your knees, boy. I assure you.

So you're the kinda girl that likes to take charge? I can work with that.

But I'm sure I can have you begging for it first.

Highly unlikely. It is others that beg me.

You seem so confident.

I am. With good reason.

Virgin.

I know you are. I'll take it easy on you.

Your assumptions might just be your downfall, darling.

Look who's talking, hunny.

Ruffled your feathers? Well aren't I sorry.

Aren't you?

It was just a joke. Lighten up, sweetheart. ♥

Right.

So tell me, in the midst of night time where foul smelling beings and atrocious monstrosities lurk every corner, you plan on seeking me for a pleasure feast?

If I'm going to be stuck in a place with foul smelling beings and atrocious monstrosities, then I think a pleasure fest is in order at some point.

You'll be seeking me, though.

I will be if you annoy me enough.

Tell me, what use have you?

Then that's a yes.

...What, tell you and spoil the surprise? That's no fun.

Do think with your head up north for this one.

Let us try again, shall we? What use have you, abilities or others in the like?

If I am to have a pleasure feast, it most certainly would not be in a building with hideous things crawling around.

So hear this; a way to leave sounds as delicious, does it not?

Buisness before pleasure, huh?

You can't honestly think I'd post my stats where everyone can see them. If you want to know what I can do, then I'm sure you can use that fantastic brain of yours and find a less...public way to do it.

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