http://teabastard.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2010-06-13 04:13 pm
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[Very neat handwriting]

To those who would normally attend World Meetings or the UN, I believe that it would be in everyone's interests to know which of us are present. Please respond.

Arthur Kirkland - Representative of the United Kingdom
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[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes, but this will allow all of us to know which of us is here.

Are you expecting an award for doing the thing that anyone with half a brain would do in this situation?
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[identity profile] willbethehero.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Unless someone else doesn't feel like checking in for your roll call, you mean?

Hey. It's Ivan. Ivan. Who thinks it's the Cold War. I should get an award!

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh for... you are making this needlessly complicated. Just because you didn't think to do it first.

Yes, we all remember the Cold War. The two of you prepared to put the rest of the world at risk just to prove which of you has bigger balls.

[identity profile] willbethehero.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, I already said I was fine with you being the secretary, didn't I?

It was way more important than that! Unless you secretly wanted the whole world to become one with Russia.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes fine. I secretly worked to undermine you and turn to whole world to Communism.

[identity profile] willbethehero.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
I'll make sure to kick your ass for it later then.

[identity profile] teabastard.livejournal.com 2010-06-13 04:00 pm (UTC)(link)
Idiot.
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