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natalia

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I am loath to cast a vote without knowing for what I'm voting.

If someone would be so kind as to explain "movies" and provide a summary of each of the options, I would be very grateful.

Thank you in advance,
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear

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That one did seem interesting! I expect that King Kong must have been an incredible king for there to be a "movie" about him, whatever a movie may be.

It's about a monkey, so not really.

Hey, Kong is still pretty incredible, at least. He's the King-est of Kongs there is or ever was! And you should still vote for his movie.

- How about... no.

How about... Kong stomps on your face.

[A terrible quality drawing of a giant ape holding a stick figure with loopy curly hair while stepping on another stick figure's head has been drawn here. The curly-haired stick figure is labeled "hot chick" and the other one is labeled "your face."]

[ Unfortunately, Stick Kong now has a huge sword drawn through him. For good measure, both of his eyes have been X'ed out too. ]

Is this Scott Pilgrim?

[The eyes have been scribbled over with badass slanty demon eyes that have ~~frickin'~~ lasers coming out of them. A note has been added saying "SWORDS HARM NOT THE MIGHTY KONG!"]

No, it's your mom. Scott says hi.

[ Haseo cares little for your silly games, Scott. Now he's just ripped off the bottom half of the picture, leaving just the disembodied torso of the ape and his curly-haired victim. ]

Geez Mom, I told you to stop luring in guys to steal their kidneys!

[The rest of the picture has been ripped down and replaced with a new one of a single, awesome (except not really) sheep. A word balloon above it says "I had my fun."]

But how else am I going to make your favourite sandwiches for lunch?

Also Scott Pilgrim's kidneys are too good for you.

Edited 2010-06-14 19:21 (UTC)

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feartehreaper.livejournal.com - 2010-06-14 19:28 (UTC) - Expand

A... monkey.

Well, I guess it's actually an ape, and it's really big, but... yeah.

That sounds ridiculous.

You got it.

Honestly. Would you be able to tell me about the other options?

No. I've never heard of them.

I see. Then, thank you for the one.

He's not just an ape. He's a giant ape that rampages through New York and climbs to the top of the Empire State Building and swats down airplanes while holding a beautiful woman in one hand. It's a classic.

That sounds...

Well, what is New York? I assume a city. He really must be quite immense to juggle both kidnapping and offense.

It's a really big city, one of the biggest cities in the world. And the Empire State Building is one of the tallest buildings in the world.

He's a very big ape.