[in lovely, looping cursive]

[nobleobliged.livejournal.com]

I am loath to cast a vote without knowing for what I'm voting.

If someone would be so kind as to explain "movies" and provide a summary of each of the options, I would be very grateful.

Thank you in advance,
Natalia Luzu Kimlasca-Lanvaldear

Comments

[vstheworld]

How about... Kong stomps on your face.

[A terrible quality drawing of a giant ape holding a stick figure with loopy curly hair while stepping on another stick figure's head has been drawn here. The curly-haired stick figure is labeled "hot chick" and the other one is labeled "your face."]

[feartehreaper.livejournal.com]

[ Unfortunately, Stick Kong now has a huge sword drawn through him. For good measure, both of his eyes have been X'ed out too. ]

Is this Scott Pilgrim?

[vstheworld]

[The eyes have been scribbled over with badass slanty demon eyes that have frickin' lasers coming out of them. A note has been added saying "SWORDS HARM NOT THE MIGHTY KONG!"]

No, it's your mom. Scott says hi.

[feartehreaper.livejournal.com]

[ Haseo cares little for your silly games, Scott. Now he's just ripped off the bottom half of the picture, leaving just the disembodied torso of the ape and his curly-haired victim. ]

Geez Mom, I told you to stop luring in guys to steal their kidneys!

[vstheworld]

[The rest of the picture has been ripped down and replaced with a new one of a single, awesome (except not really) sheep. A word balloon above it says "I had my fun."]

But how else am I going to make your favourite sandwiches for lunch?

Also Scott Pilgrim's kidneys are too good for you.

[feartehreaper.livejournal.com]

[ Haseo doesn't know what to make of that, so he's left it alone. ]

You're thinking of Haru again, Mom. I'm the one that likes non-cannibalistic barbeque. :(