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Landel's Institute Patient Suggestions!

Hello, everyone! Due to your good behavior and our constant desire to keep everyone as happy as they can possibly be, Dr. Landel has approved a staff request to allow the patients to submit suggestions for activities or new equipment!* Please take one of the yellow half-sheets from the pile next to the bulletin board and fill it out, then place it in the accompanying suggestion box. Do not attempt to tamper or "peek" into the suggestion box or place a form on the bulletin itself, please! Also please be sure to write down your actual name! Throughout the week (starting today), we will be sorting through these suggestions and implementing them!*

In addition to the comment sections, you will also find a poll for our newly formed "Sunday-SunRoom Movie Day"! Each Sunday from now on after brunch, we will be putting shades over the Sun Room's top window and arranging the seats to make a temporary theater! We'll then show the movie choice that has the most votes. Watching the movie is still entirely optional, and all the usual rooms activity will be available!

Thank you for your input! We value your opinion very highly at Landel's Institute and we are always happy to help or fill any special needs you may have.*

*Subject to Landel's Institute limitations and regulations.

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[Poll #1577568]

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COMMENT FORM

Arts & Crafts:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Game Room:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Music Room:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Library:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Chapel:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Recreational Field:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

Greenhouse:
- Activity Suggestions

- Equipment Suggestions

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OOC: For copypaste (you can pick and choose the sections that your character would be most interested in):

(( OOC: Comment with your character's forms (and whatever they put for their name in the subject line)! You may include either the full form or only portions of it, depending on what your character would fill out. PLEASE BE REALISTIC ABOUT YOUR CHARACTER'S RESPONSES AND THEIR CHOICE TO PARTICIPATE IN GENERAL. This is a poll for the characters, not their players, and should be treated as such. Additionally, keep in mind that these forms are not viewable by other patients and therefore should not be responded to; we also tried to pick out classic movies with a low chance of being apped from, but please let us know on the most recent mod post to

damned_lounge or in private if you feel any of them might severely fourth-wall-puncture a character in-game. Thanks!))

Flat | Top-Level Comments Only

Arts & Crafts:
- Activity Suggestions

Answer: More to do with blood and corpses. I feel they are greatly overlooked mediums among the general population. It lends itself to all sorts of artistic tastes, such as line drawings (as supplied by knife wounds), cubism (badly done knife wounds), impressionism (stabbing weapons can create nice, even holes for an interesting pixellated effect), and abstract (of course provided by the ancient yet reliable standby of a metal slug delivered at high speed to the head, and its subsequent splattery exit).

- Equipment Suggestions

Statement: A selection of knives, ranged weapons (ranging in sophistication, so as to give those of all levels of tallent a chance to express themselves), and pens, wonderful makeshift weapons that they are given proper motivation.

Game Room:
- Activity Suggestions

Contemplation: I have heard tell of a game played in those benighted areas where blasters are not common, involving loading of one or more rounds into a slugthrower, and bets are placed on who will discover the ballistics potential of the slug(s) first. I think that would be very entertaining to watch.

- Equipment Suggestions

Assumption: You can sort that out, can't you? I thought these things were common on this planet.

Music Room:
- Activity Suggestions

Statement: While I could continue with the theme and simply write "screaming in agony and panic", I think it would be more productive to teach the meatbags here to sing certain 'welcoming songs' in various common galactic languages. The amusing part would be giving the songs lyrics to the tune of 'I think your reproductive organs are inferior and defective, but if that proves to have not been the case, I will hunt down and eat your children.' I can give many suggestions.

- Equipment Suggestions

Answer: Meatbags, and a decent sense of humor.

Library:
- Activity Suggestions

Query: Where are the books about famous assassins, murderers, tyrants and wars of pointless and terrible destruction wrought upon a thousand worlds? Those would be interesting.

- Equipment Suggestions

Statement: See above.

Chapel:
- Activity Suggestions

Statement: Sacrifice of sentients. That never goes out of style. Those so inclined can dress up in funny clothing in an attempt to look important, even.

- Equipment Suggestions

Answer: A sacrificial knife, altar, and if the cult calls for it, a bowl to catch the blood.

Recreational Field:
- Activity Suggestions

Admission: This has been done many times before, but I really have to suggest death matches. Their continuing popularity on various worlds, including the recent and apparently spectacular match between my master and Bendak Starkiller prove that it has an enduring appeal that has not waned, despite the prudishness of modern culture.

- Equipment Suggestions

Suggestion: Surprise us. Yes, blades and blasters can be most entertaining, but I personally think it would be more gratifying to see if anyone can win an unfairly lopsided mach such as, say, a cluster rocket launcher versus a sharpened spork.

Greenhouse:
- Activity Suggestions

Suggestion: More carniverous plants. Query: How do you expect the meatbags to learn how to get eaten by everything that moves on Kashyyyk or Duxn?

- Equipment Suggestions

Statement: This section is redundant, unless you want specific suggestions. I mostly deal in poisonous plant by-products, and am therefore unable to give a more comprehensive list.

Landel's Institute Patient Suggestions!

HK-47 Resentment: I will /not/ identify myself by the squishy meatbag name of Peter Cullen.