http://inloveordead.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] inloveordead.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2007-06-29 08:09 pm
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((in a perfect forgery of Snake's handwriting, copied from the post further down about morphine))

Hello all!

I'm Snake, and I've been brainwashed. This occurred to me when I met a woman I loved wondering around not knowing what was going on and I didn't remember her. It's all very tragic.

Once you're done weeping, do you think you could try an unbrainwash me? If you see me eating a live animal, that's probably me. Although since I've been brainwashed I don't remember eating live animals any more!

But for your information I'm secretly a CIA agent. I probably shouldn't be saying that in public, but who cares!

Another side-effect of being brainwashed means I won't remember posting this, so if I act disgruntled or rip this up or whatever you know why. This is all written in a glorious moment of lucidity.

So, while I am enjoying my lucidity, does anyone care to tell me what the hell is going on?

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[[The entire message is copied out again, in flawless Russian.]]

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[identity profile] prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com 2007-06-30 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Can you do a french braid?

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[identity profile] prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com 2007-06-30 04:21 pm (UTC)(link)
See you at lunch.