((in a perfect forgery of Snake's handwriting, copied from the post further down about morphine))

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

Hello all!

I'm Snake, and I've been brainwashed. This occurred to me when I met a woman I loved wondering around not knowing what was going on and I didn't remember her. It's all very tragic.

Once you're done weeping, do you think you could try an unbrainwash me? If you see me eating a live animal, that's probably me. Although since I've been brainwashed I don't remember eating live animals any more!

But for your information I'm secretly a CIA agent. I probably shouldn't be saying that in public, but who cares!

Another side-effect of being brainwashed means I won't remember posting this, so if I act disgruntled or rip this up or whatever you know why. This is all written in a glorious moment of lucidity.

So, while I am enjoying my lucidity, does anyone care to tell me what the hell is going on?

---

[[The entire message is copied out again, in flawless Russian.]]

Comments

[personincharge.livejournal.com]

This isn't cute or confusing, smartass. I know Jack isn't here.

- Joy

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

Jack? Is that my name? It's so boring.

[personincharge.livejournal.com]

I'm not falling for this charade, as amusing as you seem to think it is.

- Joy

*Rushed, angry writing.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

*Written in flawless Russian as well*

I don't know who the you think you are, but stop impersonating Solid Snake. I think I know what your problem is, but the Snake that's here isn't his father. Naked Snake isn't in this place.

Both of them have suffered enough, so just leave them alone!

When I figure out who who you are you better have a damn good explanation.

~Fox

((In Russian, but in her own handwriting))

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

Can we continue this discussion in person?

*Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

At lunch.

How will I know it's you?

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

I have blond hair.

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

I need something better than that. I can name at least half a dozen people here off the top of my head with blond hair.

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

Does it narrow it down if I tell you I'm a woman?

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

Just tell me what you look like so I can find you at lunch.

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

I just told you. I'm a blond woman.

I'll tell you what. Specially for you, I'll put my hair up - that should help you find me. How should I wear it?

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

Can you do a french braid?

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[inloveordead.livejournal.com]

No problem.

Re: *Still in Russian, more relaxed handwriting.*

[prisonerofdeath.livejournal.com]

See you at lunch.