Vampires

[whiteychan.livejournal.com]

I've heard some interesting stories lately. Apparently some patients are claiming to be vampires.

Any confirmed rumors on this? I'm curious...

Comments

[jei.livejournal.com]

Vampires? Fucking hot.

I'd love to meet one, but I'm short on blood right now.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Oh for fuck's sake -

Don't even think about it. I've already sworn horrible violence upon any bloodsucker who even gets close to you. Don't you puncture yourself enough as it is?

[jei.livejournal.com]

But why should the blood I spill go to waste?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Why should I let anyone else enjoy you?

[jei.livejournal.com]

Because you don't like the taste of blood very much anyway?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Blood or no blood, I like to keep you to myself.

[jei.livejournal.com]

>.> But it's totally not the same thing.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

It doesn't matter. I don't want to share you with anyone - mind, affection, bodily fluids, period. Who else appreciates you properly, anyway? They're not worth it.

[jei.livejournal.com]

Fine, fine, whatever. But I'm still gonna have lunch with that Irish kid one of these days.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I'm not saying you can't be social in your own special way. But becoming a blood bank for vampires is a little too intimate - not to mention risky.

[jei.livejournal.com]

I never said anything about becoming a blood bank, I just thought it would be fun to try it once.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

As if anyone could settle for just one taste of you? It'd be cruel to the vampires to tease them like that.

[jei.livejournal.com]

Most people don't share your tastes, you know. I've never exactly had people lining up to sleep with me. Which is perfectly fine by me, but indicates that you seriously overestimate my appeal.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Most people are also mindless tools. This has no bearing whatsoever on your appeal, just on their inability to recognize it.

[jei.livejournal.com]

Uh huh. How about I ask Crawford his opinion? I bet he'd agree with me rather than with you.

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Only because you scare him.

[jei.livejournal.com]

So I was right about that. He's been acting weird around me, here.

I scare a lot of people, you know. That was sort of my point.

[theycutitout.livejournal.com]

Depending on the mythos the particular "vampire" in question was spawned from, there's a 87% chance, lots of variables as the legends differ so much as it is, so the calculation is as precise as it probably can be... Anyway, I'm getting a little ahead of myself. As I was saying, depending on the mythos, you might not even be able to feel pain aside from the initial puncture wound, which is generally, in most legends, sealed up with the apex of the tongue directly thereafter. It can generally be described as a somewhat pleasant or hazy experience.

But I might be wrong. You might be sexually stimulated by something so tame.

[jei.livejournal.com]

Can't feel pain from anything in any case, I just like the blood.