For a certain bitchy Newb!Sam. The red is in sparkly crayon, best he could get on short notice

[kindalikedit]

Matt,

Still alive? Dude, they totally have all you can eat

AGAIN

- Rick

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"Rick" can sense the withering bitchface even over the board,

[kindalikedit]

What's wrong with great food every day?

- Rick

[boyking]

You realize I didn't say anything about that, right?

[kindalikedit]

You were totally talking about it though. Jeez what woke you up on the wrong side of the bed, Matty?

- Rick

[boyking]

I was talking about your tendency to announce trivial matters. With glitter. Please tell me didn't hunt down a glitter crayon specifically for this purpose.

And don't call me that.

"Rick" fails at teasing Matt effectively.

[kindalikedit]

Hey, I would've used Sharpie if I could. Glitter was the fallback.

How come? Just 'cause you're in some fancy college doesn't mean you stopped being the runt of the family.

- Rick

[boyking]

You're the last person who should be pulling the family card, Eric.

[kindalikedit]

Going right for the throat now, huh?

- Rick

[boyking]

[Matthew feels MILDLY GUILTY but not completely.]

I'm not the one who aban

Forget it. I'm not doing this here through a bunch of notes like we're in high school. You already know, anyway.

[the messages have been removed. And promptly trashed. :| ]

Way to rain on Dean's parade ;-;

[kindalikedit]

[Almost like he's still got to get the last word in. Okay, so "Rick" maybe never grew up all the way]

Hey you started it.

it's what he lives for :(

[boyking]

You're impossible.

PFFF ;-;

[kindalikedit]

Least I know how to have fun. Burying your head in books 24/7 ain't fun.

[boyking]

Yeah, and who was the one who got your charges dropped again because he happened to bury his head in books 24/7?

[kindalikedit]

It was just one beer over. They got those breathalyzer things rigged, okay?

[boyking]

Dude, you just admitted you were one beer over; you can't claim the breathalyzer was rigged at the same time.

Stupid Matt and his stupid logic

[kindalikedit]

I was still able to walk in a straight line mostly.

[boyking]

Remind me never let you take the stand when you end up in court.

[kindalikedit]

Can't end up in court if I'm nuts.

[boyking]

—Actually, you can.

[kindalikedit]

You gonna get all Stanford on me here? Seriously?

If I wanted to hit up higher education, I would've gone to a community college y'know.

[boyking]

Your statement wasn't true. I was just pointing that out. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the average citizen could bypass college and go straight to Google to find these things out.

[kindalikedit]

Don't think I'd be using Google for that, thanks.

[boyking]

Yeah, I really don't want the details on what you use it for.

[kindalikedit]

You must be the real life of the party back in Palo Alto.