For a certain bitchy Newb!Sam. The red is in sparkly crayon, best he could get on short notice

[kindalikedit]

Matt,

Still alive? Dude, they totally have all you can eat

AGAIN

- Rick

Comments

[boyking]

Dude, you just admitted you were one beer over; you can't claim the breathalyzer was rigged at the same time.

Stupid Matt and his stupid logic

[kindalikedit]

I was still able to walk in a straight line mostly.

[boyking]

Remind me never let you take the stand when you end up in court.

[kindalikedit]

Can't end up in court if I'm nuts.

[boyking]

—Actually, you can.

[kindalikedit]

You gonna get all Stanford on me here? Seriously?

If I wanted to hit up higher education, I would've gone to a community college y'know.

[boyking]

Your statement wasn't true. I was just pointing that out. Anyway, I'm pretty sure the average citizen could bypass college and go straight to Google to find these things out.

[kindalikedit]

Don't think I'd be using Google for that, thanks.

[boyking]

Yeah, I really don't want the details on what you use it for.

[kindalikedit]

You must be the real life of the party back in Palo Alto.