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Statement: If that isn't real blood, I will be deeply disappointed in your commitment to being intimidating.

Why not lick it and find out?

Answer: Because I have no interest in ingesting anything secreted by a human meatbag.

Oh, too bad for you. You'll never know then.

[What is it, exactly? Because I may have recruited someone to lick it.]

Sarcasm: Oh dear. Now I'll never know the solution to this greatest mystery of the ages.

[It's real blood.]

Mocking: Your sarcasm loses its affect when you announce it, twit.

Sarcasm: I'm so hurt. I think I shall cry. To be insulted by a meatbag, this is a true shame.

[one might notice a slight smudge mark on the writing, as if someone licked their finger and ran it over the message]

It's real, HK. Now will you two mute it already?

Statement: Oh. Well, good for the melodramatic person at being devoted to their craft.

Reply: But this is fun! Or at least, something to take my mind off how terribly the day has gone so far!

Aw, did someone have a bad day? Want me to hold you while you sleep tonight?

[strikeout, no matter how hard he tried to black it out, is still legible.]

Affirmative: Yes. Me. ~~Denial:~~ No.

We'll talk later, where the meatbags can't see everything. How's that sound?

Answer: Better than the alternative, although continuation of this might mean hunting down interrupting meatbags and introducing them forcefully to sharp implements, which is always fun.

And people call me fruity.

Query: Are you a fruitbag, then?

No, but I think you might be.

Statement: That would be messy and illogical. I would be worried about rotting. Well, more immediately than these meatbag bodies do.

You obviously need a 'slang' dictionary in the tinbag processor of yours, darling.

Statement: I have my suspicions as to what that term means, but I saw an opportunity to be more irritating with a literal interpretation.

Well, unfortunately for you, you failed to do anything but look like a fool♥

I am not a meatbag, you piece of junk.

Statement: If you are a former inorganic, then you are not a meatbag. If you were made out of some inclassifiable substance that made you appear to be a meatbag anyway, then you were a meatbag, for lack of a better term.

For lack of a better term? What shoddy classifications you have, tinbag.

Statement: All are meatbag until proven innocent.

Explanation: It was the only designation that my master told me I must use to describe others. Therefore, I keep to my master's instructions.

Technically, you are, too, you know.

Oh, how cute♥ Following your master's orders.

Statement: Technically, yes. But my processor is still mapped in a non-meatbag fashion, at the very least.

I see no reason to not do so. It is in my programming to obey my master and my master only.

Aaahn, I do love the loyal characters. They're sooo adorable.

Statement: I will deny that characterization until I rust solid.

Ooh, prickly. Even better than before.

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Edited 2009-10-02 16:05 (UTC)

[he totally saw it before Peter took it down. :| ]

~~is that~~

...what do you want?

Your offer. Does it still stand?

[there's an inkblot and a few marks where the pen tapped against the page]

...in return for leaving others alone?

I've been terribly bored lately. It only stands as long as you can keep me entertained.

...and how 'entertaining' am I? It would be pointless if it didn't last more than a night.

That's up for you to decide. If you fail in that department, I have no qualms about breaking our 'agreement.'

Then I suppose I'll have to be certain not to fail.

The offer still stands.

Then consider it taken. Maybe you losing an eye shall cure me of my boredom.

[everything in this thread so far has been taken down]

When?

Oh, looking to make a date? That eager, are you?

Well there would be little point if I wasn't there when you... showed up.

Edited 2009-10-03 04:15 (UTC)

Of course there is. It means I get a chase.

[the above notes have been taken down]

I see...if that's what you want...

However you might find it doesn't necessarily work out how you think.

Aahn, you're already entertaining me, Brainy! Are you going to run tonight? Shall I give chase?

That uncertainty of Death, of when the final blow shall come! There's nothing better than this~ Oooh, I knew you'd be a fun toy again.

[the above notes have been taken down]

One would hope you wouldn't be so predictable as to try something tonight. That wouldn't be much... fun.. for you, would it?

What? Are you hoping I'll give you a night to prepare?

Hmph, I suppose that would be sporting of me.

But when have I ever been sporting? I'll see you soon, darling.

[the above notes have been taken down]

I don't expect you to have any concept of fairness, I merely stated it was predictable. If you wanted me to be uncertain about when you would strike, doing so directly after telling me about it isn't exactly going to be surprising.

Hm~ Well, expect me eventually. I might just be busy tonight. Who knows?

[all the notes between him and Grell have been taken down]

Don't worry, I'll keep it in mind.

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