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No. I'm throwing it away.

"Fanart?"

Suuuure you are.

~~Fanart is whe~~ Oh, come on, can't you extrapolate from the word itself???

Why would I want to keep it?

...I don't understand. The idea that I would have any fans is both loathsome and disturbing. I don't mind if anyone emulates me, but I would suggest they seek mental help as quick as possible.

Because someone drew a picture of you.

In that case, shouldn't you take a look at yourself?

That doesn't mean anything.

And I said that we aren't talking about me.

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It means someone dedicated at least a minute of their time to you. I think you should be thankful. LOL

Even if we aren't talking about you... I think one should always strive to be as strong as one can. Not for other people, but for oneself.

But you didn't have to.

[Another inkblot] Go ahead and think that.

Ugh, why do you have to be like that...

Be like what?

You're just really bitter!

If you don't like it, stop talking to me.

...Like black coffee. (Though I like mine with a little sugar and milk.)

...

I wouldn't know. I don't drink coffee.

Really? Somehow that's surprising. But you gotta like hot chocolate, right?

How is that surprising? Caffeine does nothing for your system. ...And hot chocolate is childish.

Yeah, but it's bitter and manly, so it suits you.

And wait - childish?! No way! It's really nice when you've just been skiing, or after coming home from a long day of class. Or killing people, if that's whatcha do from 9 to 5.

I still don't like it.

And yes, childish. I prefer water.

Even in winter?

Yes. It's important to stay hydrated and hot chocolate will not do that.

Okay, uh... hot water then?

I suppose.

Instead of hot water, I think tea can't be beat. It's better for you, and more nutritious.

I have been told that tends to go into the hot water, yes.

...

You could have just said that! I've been thinking you were some weird hot-water-drinking eccentric! ~~Not that you aren't weird and eccentric.~~ And do you have servants making it for you or something?

No, Alkaid. I do drink tea. I'm somewhat surprised you haven't come to that conclusion yourself.

And yes. I do. Why?