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Alkaid-

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I still don't like it.

And yes, childish. I prefer water.

Even in winter?

Yes. It's important to stay hydrated and hot chocolate will not do that.

Okay, uh... hot water then?

I suppose.

Instead of hot water, I think tea can't be beat. It's better for you, and more nutritious.

I have been told that tends to go into the hot water, yes.

...

You could have just said that! I've been thinking you were some weird hot-water-drinking eccentric! ~~Not that you aren't weird and eccentric.~~ And do you have servants making it for you or something?

No, Alkaid. I do drink tea. I'm somewhat surprised you haven't come to that conclusion yourself.

And yes. I do. Why?

Well, I guess I just assumed! Everyone drinks tea where I'm from.

The "I have been told" bit. Guy who doesn't make his own tea... You probably don't make your own ramen, either.

Funny. Everyone believes that about where I am from.

I'm... not sure what that is. Though if you're suggesting I normally don't prepare my own food, you'd be correct. The Guild has chefs for that.

Tea? More like Coca-Cola!

You don't know ramen? Oh man, your chefs fail! If you could travel back in time I'd so take you to a ramen shop and a Dosankode Sapporo game. It might lighten you up a little bit. ;)

My chefs are highly trained and have been since the Guild's conception. I don't see why not knowing a dish from a country that was destroyed over a hundred years ago should matter.

Also, I have no idea what you mean by either "coca-cola" or "dosankode sapporo."

Don't mention things like that...

...One's an American beverage. One's a sports team from my hometown.

It's in the past. It doesn't matter.

I see. ...But why would England be known for an American beverage?

It's in my future, though! So it matters to me... I don't wanna think about it.

You're English? Oh! Surprise! [HI FANGIRL ENGRISH] Ｈｏｗ　ａｒｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｄｏｉｎｇ！　Ｔｕｒｎ　ｉｎ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｈｏｍｅｗｏｒｋ　ｏｎ　Ｔｈｕｒｓｄａｙ！　Ｇｏｄ　ｓａｖｅｓ　ｔｈｅ　Ｑｕｅｅｎ！

You hadn't noticed?

... [hi, fixing grammatical mistakes. :( Obv. it's a Brit thing.]

Ｎｏ，　Ｅｎｇｌｉｓｈ　ｂｌｏｔｈｅｒ！ How was I supposed to?

[doesn't eeeeven notice.]

...I don't understand that.

I thought the accent was telling enough. I had forgotten you don't hear things the way I do.

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