[Usual messy writing, strikeouts illegible]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Anybody I know 'round here?

Alita, Zazie, Ping? ....Elf and Zwölf? You two had better not be here... Got enough stuff to be annoyed by...

If any of you are here, say something ok? Not that I want you around, course not but thought I'd check just in case...


[a few pen marks and scribbles as though pondering on what to write next]


To Professor Desty Nova!

If you're in this institute and/or part of its workings you better NOT be part of the staff here... Respond to this post NOW!



[added as an afterthought]

I'll give you a big bucket of Flan if you respond! I'm sure you can't resist that!


- Sechs

Comments

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Hey now. Let's not jump the gun or anything! They took away my nanobots, my dear Alita... everything! At least let an old man have his flan. I feel like it's the only thing I can hope to look forward to anymore. Tell you what? Why don't you leave the flan for one of my friends to pick up, and I'll see what I can do about getting these stiffs to wheel me out somewhere for us to chat. Promise.

And trust me, I've been looking around for her, but like I said, it's easy to lose people here. Heck, it took until now for us to talk, right?

[something was crossed off here]

Huh? What kind of question is that, Sechs? You should know that better than anyone. You get hit in the head or something?

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[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

You? Have friends? Don't make me laugh pal. You're really more the type to have minions and guinea pigs to screw around with. How many people have you experimented on here so far?

You're not old! you're off your rocker And I'm not meeting your "friend" to book an appointment with you, alright? You obviously got yourself mixed up with a different kind of doctor! Get up off yer ASS or NO FLAN!

Nope! Wrong answer! It's karma you idiot I think it was you who got hit in the head! You're always raving on about that favorite subject of yours, YOU should be able to tell ME what it is!

...You're sounding a bit weird Professor... and that's pretty bad considering how crazy you normally are!

Seriously. Who is this really?

*...dammit. busted :| *

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

[normal scrawly print]

...Someone who really wants some flan?

[big smiley face~]

*explosion on the board in 3...2...1...*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!! You're not Desty Nova!!! You trying to make a fool out of me!?

DAMMIT! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! WHO IS THIS?!


[angrily added as an afterthought, the writing nearly punctures through the paper]

AND THERE WAS NEVER ANY FLAN! IT WAS A LIE!

*alskjdlaskl!*

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

WHA Hey!! What do you mean?! THE FLAN WAS A LIE?!

You jerk!! YOU lied first!! What do you think you're doing posting stuff like that on the board when y

...You know what? You get what you deserve!! I HOPE YOU SPEND TWO WEEKS IN THIS DUMP WITHOUT SWEETS, TOO, SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT!!

And I'M. NOT. TELLING. So there!

[ >P face]

*Oh NOW you've done it!*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?! OF COURSE THE FLAN WAS A LIE! I was just trying to get Professor Nova's attention! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! If he WAS here, he's gonna KNOW that there's no Flan!!! you wrecked my trap! And YOU were the one who decided to impersonate 'em in the first place SO THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!

TOUGH SHIT! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT SWEETS! IF YOU WANT SWEETS THAT BADLY THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHEW ON SOME DIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MINE FIELD!? IT'LL DO YOU SOME GOOD!

FINE!! DON'T tell me who you are! I'll just refer to you as a CHICKEN SHIT TRICKSTER then! HOW DOES THAT SOUND?!

*THAT'S IT!*

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

hey Hey HEY! I never said I was Professor Whats-His-Face! You assumed that by yourself! You want to point fingers, you look at the stupid face in the mirror, buddy boy! You ask me, you were just ASKING for it!

I don't blame the bastard for not wanting to come talk to you if you keep doing stuff like this. I'm gonna find this doc first and tell him you're a big, fat, flan-less liar!! I hope he NEVER comes to see you!

CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT!! IT'LL STILL BE BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID NAME!!

BY THE WAY, WELCOME TO LANDEL'S!! I HOPE THE GIANT SPIDER EATS YOU!!!

*WELL GOSH DARN YOU!*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

NO! YOU were asking for it! Think twice before you go pretending to be someone you're NOT! GOT THAT IDIOT!?

BAH! Go ahead! BE MY GUEST! But don't come crying to me if Nova decides to use you in one of his twisted experiments! I don't care! He's one of the last people I'd want to be stuck with here anyways!

SHUT UP! MY NAME IS NOT STUPID! Why don't you say that to MY FACE?! YOU LITTLE WIMP!

Well THANKS for the welcome! I appreciate it! AND I HOPE A MONSTER BITES YOUR HEAD OFF AND CHEWS ON YOUR BRAINS JUST FOR THE ENDORPHIN RUSH!! Although it wouldn't get much out of it because of how TINY your head is!!