[Usual messy writing, strikeouts illegible]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Anybody I know 'round here?

Alita, Zazie, Ping? ....Elf and Zwölf? You two had better not be here... Got enough stuff to be annoyed by...

If any of you are here, say something ok? Not that I want you around, course not but thought I'd check just in case...


[a few pen marks and scribbles as though pondering on what to write next]


To Professor Desty Nova!

If you're in this institute and/or part of its workings you better NOT be part of the staff here... Respond to this post NOW!



[added as an afterthought]

I'll give you a big bucket of Flan if you respond! I'm sure you can't resist that!


- Sechs

Comments

*...this won't end well*

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

[in a professional looking script; trying to imitate how a 'Professor Nova' would probably write]

...Do you actually have a bucket of flan, Sechs? People don't take kindly to bluffs.

Re: *...this won't end well*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Ah HAH! So you ARE here!

well um, I was just trying to get your attention

COURSE I do! I ain't bluffing! It's good stuff! It's extra... Flanny?!

So when did you end up here? I haven't seen you around yet. Did you just get dragged into here as a patient too?

[added as an afterthought]

...Have you seen Alita?

[same script]

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Oh I've been here for a while, I'm afraid. And I can assure you this place is a barren, flan-less wasteland. It's a pity. I expect you'll be handing over whatever supply you have on hand, yes?

Heh. So you just got here yourself, is that it? Looks like you don't really know how things work around here. Though you'll probably learn soon enough. When did you get here exactly?

...That I haven't. Of course, with this many people, it's easy to look someone over.

Re: [same script]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Heh, I'm sure this place would be like that to ya, knowing you.

Yeah, I have it um, it's Like I said, it's a pretty big bucket! So um, It's in my room right now. Not right on hand because its so big, yeah but I can give it to you later. Where can I find ya?

You've been here for awhile?! I just got here about... two nights ago. It really sucks here. How have you been holding up without your body guards? I wouldn't call those two dumb bunny girls "body guards" though

..You sure? Alita isn't exactly hard to miss... You could spot her Octolips from a mile away

[same script]

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

[slight marks that look like pen taps]

It certainly does. Honestly, I haven't been holding up well at all, sorry to say. Thankfully, I have one good hand to write with. Otherwise I'm a right mess. I think I've lost count of how many bones I've broken and some of me's been mangled beyond recognition. During the day, I'm not allowed to leave the infirmary outside brief nurse escort. So I'm afraid I won't be able to meet with you any time very soon.

Thankfully, I managed to find a few new assistants who've been able to help me out. I'd probably be dead without them. Just some other patients who check up on me, run errands I can't any more. That sort of thing. I can probably have one of them meet with you in my steed.

Unless you're so desperate for my company.

And trust me. With this many bizarre people wandering around, even Alita could get lost.

*Getting suspicious...*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Aw shucks, really? Aren't those nanobots of yours supposed to heal stuff like that? I could chop you into several pieces and those nanomachines would put you right back together again! Did they break down or something?

...Ah crap, nevermind... The institute probably took those nanobots away from you then. just like what happened to me...

Hey! I'm not desperate! Geeze! It would just be nice to have some... familiarity around here, that's all!

Already got yourself some assistants to do your work, huh? Tough. I'd rather meet ya in person, got that? I got more stuff to talk to you about like how to get out of here and I'd rather do it face-to-face. Get those damn nurses to wheel you out here or something, alright?! Or else no Flan for you!

Hmph... I figured you'd go looking for her, what with how important she is to you... and me



[A few pen taps]

Say... speaking of Flan... What's your other favorite thing to rant and rave about?

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

Hey now. Let's not jump the gun or anything! They took away my nanobots, my dear Alita... everything! At least let an old man have his flan. I feel like it's the only thing I can hope to look forward to anymore. Tell you what? Why don't you leave the flan for one of my friends to pick up, and I'll see what I can do about getting these stiffs to wheel me out somewhere for us to chat. Promise.

And trust me, I've been looking around for her, but like I said, it's easy to lose people here. Heck, it took until now for us to talk, right?

[something was crossed off here]

Huh? What kind of question is that, Sechs? You should know that better than anyone. You get hit in the head or something?

[strikeouts illegible]

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

You? Have friends? Don't make me laugh pal. You're really more the type to have minions and guinea pigs to screw around with. How many people have you experimented on here so far?

You're not old! you're off your rocker And I'm not meeting your "friend" to book an appointment with you, alright? You obviously got yourself mixed up with a different kind of doctor! Get up off yer ASS or NO FLAN!

Nope! Wrong answer! It's karma you idiot I think it was you who got hit in the head! You're always raving on about that favorite subject of yours, YOU should be able to tell ME what it is!

...You're sounding a bit weird Professor... and that's pretty bad considering how crazy you normally are!

Seriously. Who is this really?

*...dammit. busted :| *

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

[normal scrawly print]

...Someone who really wants some flan?

[big smiley face~]

*explosion on the board in 3...2...1...*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

WHAT?!! You're not Desty Nova!!! You trying to make a fool out of me!?

DAMMIT! YOU LYING SACK OF SHIT! WHO IS THIS?!


[angrily added as an afterthought, the writing nearly punctures through the paper]

AND THERE WAS NEVER ANY FLAN! IT WAS A LIE!

*alskjdlaskl!*

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

WHA Hey!! What do you mean?! THE FLAN WAS A LIE?!

You jerk!! YOU lied first!! What do you think you're doing posting stuff like that on the board when y

...You know what? You get what you deserve!! I HOPE YOU SPEND TWO WEEKS IN THIS DUMP WITHOUT SWEETS, TOO, SO YOU CAN SEE HOW MUCH YOU LIKE IT!!

And I'M. NOT. TELLING. So there!

[ >P face]

*Oh NOW you've done it!*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

Excuse me?! OF COURSE THE FLAN WAS A LIE! I was just trying to get Professor Nova's attention! NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID! If he WAS here, he's gonna KNOW that there's no Flan!!! you wrecked my trap! And YOU were the one who decided to impersonate 'em in the first place SO THAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!

TOUGH SHIT! I DON'T GIVE A CRAP ABOUT SWEETS! IF YOU WANT SWEETS THAT BADLY THEN WHY DON'T YOU GO AND CHEW ON SOME DIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF A MINE FIELD!? IT'LL DO YOU SOME GOOD!

FINE!! DON'T tell me who you are! I'll just refer to you as a CHICKEN SHIT TRICKSTER then! HOW DOES THAT SOUND?!

*THAT'S IT!*

[jokers-wildcard.livejournal.com]

hey Hey HEY! I never said I was Professor Whats-His-Face! You assumed that by yourself! You want to point fingers, you look at the stupid face in the mirror, buddy boy! You ask me, you were just ASKING for it!

I don't blame the bastard for not wanting to come talk to you if you keep doing stuff like this. I'm gonna find this doc first and tell him you're a big, fat, flan-less liar!! I hope he NEVER comes to see you!

CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT!! IT'LL STILL BE BETTER THAN YOUR STUPID NAME!!

BY THE WAY, WELCOME TO LANDEL'S!! I HOPE THE GIANT SPIDER EATS YOU!!!

*WELL GOSH DARN YOU!*

[sixth-attack.livejournal.com]

NO! YOU were asking for it! Think twice before you go pretending to be someone you're NOT! GOT THAT IDIOT!?

BAH! Go ahead! BE MY GUEST! But don't come crying to me if Nova decides to use you in one of his twisted experiments! I don't care! He's one of the last people I'd want to be stuck with here anyways!

SHUT UP! MY NAME IS NOT STUPID! Why don't you say that to MY FACE?! YOU LITTLE WIMP!

Well THANKS for the welcome! I appreciate it! AND I HOPE A MONSTER BITES YOUR HEAD OFF AND CHEWS ON YOUR BRAINS JUST FOR THE ENDORPHIN RUSH!! Although it wouldn't get much out of it because of how TINY your head is!!