Cake Club Report!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note!  If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note!  I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today!  I've had a lot of fun! 

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot!  Can you believe that?  It even transformed, just like in the anime!  They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one.  But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?  

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere?  If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

Comments

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Before you say anything, it wasn't me.

- DC

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're the Aut Maximal with the stupid grudge, right? Didn't think it was, you're still human.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Grudge?! Where did you hear about Didn't Lugnut explain this already? I don't have a grudge against you. And they change people back for the night sometimes, wise bot.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

He said you thought I was with another Decepticon, you never explained why it was a bad thing. Or why you yelled at me. I'm very sensitive, you know.

That'd explain the blue guy. How do we get in on this and how come nobody's ever escaped because of it? A car guy could get out of here in moments.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Hey, I should be the one getting defensive. I'm a Maximal trapped in a joint crawling with Preds Decepticons. Might as well paint a target on my afterburner and hang a sign around my neck saying "AMBUSH ME".

You think people would still be here if it were that easy? You're also brainwashed into working for the big guy.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

If you haven't noticed yet, nobody cares. Starscream's a bigger issue than you are. I think Lugnut actually sort of likes you, in that weird 'wouldn't kill you if your back was turned' way. Although you're not making much of a friend out of me...

But I like following Me You mean Landel, don't you?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

If you haven't noticed yet, I don't trust you for a second. Nothing personal, but in my experience you 'cons aren't exactly the trustworthy types. As for Lugnut... [heavy ink blot where the pen rested] We have an arrangement. You? Not so much.

No, I mean the magical fuse fairy. Of course I mean Landel.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I know you don't trust me, that's why you came up and threatened me without telling me what the heck was going on. I'm not saying you should trust me, I'm saying that I've got bigger problems than you and you're completely under Megatron's radar. Nobody cares. Leave me out of your paranoia.

Great, more messed up stuff. So I'm gonna make a guess and say that spikey car guy was Lockdown, not that I like him much during the day either.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

[there are several false starts and the note has clearly been crumpled up and then flattened out again]

Smelt you. You try [writing is illegible] and see how slagging paranoid [illegible] and [illegible]. I don't have to take this slag right now and [illegible]

[in slightly calmer writing]

You're calling me paranoid? For not being able to scan Megatron's processor?

Lockdown, huh? Well. At least someone had fun last night.

[annonymous, disguised]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You have no idea how right you are

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

You're not exactly complicated.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Don't start with me, fishbot

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

Or what? You'll run me over with the tyres you don't have anymore?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

How about I rip out your backstrut? Or perhaps gouge out both your optics with my thumbs?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Megatron's not exactly password protected in that department. And I'm not Megatron, he barely knows my name. What did the other Scourge do to you, anyway?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I've never even met the guy. How the Pit am I supposed to know anything about him? And there is no Scourge where I'm from. Not in my time, at least.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Special Counciling can be such a wonderful thing. My only regret is that you didn't wander by so I could give you a taste of it, Scourge

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You couldn't even kill a little kid named Honey. I'm not seeing you as much of a threat here.

Beside, you're with Starscream. We're already enemies.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

For your information, that's only because I was brainwashed with strict "no killing" orders

I know, I was just wishing that you'd come by so I could break your spine under my thumb.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Oooh, internet message board tough guy. You're a car, that's the least scary altmode ever.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Obviously you've never actually seen my altmode

Maybe if you lick the dirt off your masters' feet for long enough, old three-face will draw you a pretty picture of it

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're a car. With wheels. You can't even fly. I don't care how many spikes you stick on your head, you're still a car.

Cars can't fit into buildings, by the way. So you'd be stuck outside.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

That's not very nice! Besides! You guys are going to scare away prospective members for Cake Club with all your arguing! I'm a lot tougher than I look anyway! :(

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Does Cake Club actually involve cake? And eating cake?

Cause if so you might have a prospective member already.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

It does! I love cake! So we go make cake and other sweets! And we also help people who are beginners so they don't have to be afraid.