Cake Club Report!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh no!  I'm sorry it took me a while to find somewhere to put a note!  If there's any cake club members who see this, please make sure to leave a note!  I hope everyone is doing ok and making the most of their trip today!  I've had a lot of fun! 

Things are a little fuzzy from last night, but I remember the giant robot!  Can you believe that?  It even transformed, just like in the anime!  They're really fun as toys, but I don't think it would be much fun trying to fight one.  But I'm ok!  And I think Hika-chan and Takashi are okay too, right?  

I'm not sure if we'll get back to our rooms before it gets dark, so maybe we should try to meet somewhere?  If everyone can let me know who wants to help with Cake Club tonight, I'll try to hurry and make assignments, ok?  Even if you don't come with us, make sure you don't go alone!

~Honey

[Most of HK and Lockdown's posts have been taken down and replaced with cute pictures of bunnies and flowers.]

Comments

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: He does. Or at least what the original message said.

Expletive: Damn it, meatbag, stop doing that!

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Stop doing what? Tough 'bots can like cute things too! It's okay! You can play with us too. ♥ Or do you want a hug?

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Negatory: No, I do not want a hug, meatbag.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Hugs are wonderful! ♥ They make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside!

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Irritation: Not to a droid. It is just a reminder of my current squishiness. And things that I would rather not have to contemplate.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Aw, come on, HK, once I'm done with you, you won't think being touched is so bad

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Repetition: That reminds me of things I would rather not have to contemplate.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Oh, I think he likes you! But instead of writing like this, maybe he should send you a love letter! I'll be cheering for you!

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

Nah, I don't do love letters. I don't court, I just persuade.

You wanna cheer me on as I show him what extreme pleasure is like, go ahead. Just stay the slag away from us while you do so.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Well, just be careful. If the writing gets too racy, you might have to take it to another part of the bulletin. We're not that kind of club!

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

[There are several heavily blotted out, flustered attempts at beginning a sentence]

Rhetorical: Why does no one respect me here?

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[strikeout is illegible, knowing what Honey will do if he reads what he meant to write]

Aw, don't be like that, HK. I respect you plenty. I just can't control my urges feelings for you.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

What Query Resignation: This isn't a joke, is it.

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

What do you think?

Now enough pillow talk, it's almost dark and I would rather us both not be distracted if we end up stuck here after the orbital cycle ends

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Affirmative: Yes, yes, fine, let's stop. That sounds like a good idea.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I almost feel sorry for you.

Almost.

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Query: You're not getting attacked by innuendo and irritatingly cute meatbags wherever you go, are you? Statement: Because I am.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

You think I'm cute! I knew it! ♥

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

...Query: You do realize you ignored the point of what I said? Statement: I did not mean that in a nice way, meatbag. 'Cute' is anathema to me.

[host-club-honey.livejournal.com]

Then cute is definitely what I'll keep striving for! ♥

[honey has added a few flowers and a rainbow at the bottom of his post]

[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: That makes me feel ill.