[disguised, but his teachers can probably recognize it]

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

How do you know for sure you like someone?

...And how do you stop liking them?

Comments

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Yeah! Or at least give me hints, if you're not going to say who it is.

[idolism]

Fine, let's see... This person is male, he has dark hair, and he's from your home. But he's not who you're thinking of, because I already told you that you and this person are well-suited.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...And how can you be sure he likes me.

[idolism]

You really should start asking better questions. These are all bad ones.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Who're you to say a question is good or bad?! You could just tell me who it is...

[idolism]

You still don't have a clue?

This isn't amusing anymore. Your desirable characteristics seem very few, so I have say, you'll probably be alone forever. Prepare yourself.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...But you said it was someone I know, but not who I think.

[idolism]

YES I DID. WHAT IS IT GOING TO TAKE?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

WELL I DON'T KNOW I THINK IT'S SOMEONE BUT YOU SAY IT'S NOT WHO I THOUGHT SO I DON'T KNOW!

[idolism]

Think harder.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...It could only be two people. They're here, right?

[idolism]

Obviously.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Can't you just tell me who it is?!

[idolism]

I can do a lot of things, but saving you from being dense is out of anyone's ability. Figure it out yourself.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

You're annoying.

[idolism]

Hearing that from you is utterly ridiculous. Get a clue already.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...But if I assume wrong I'll look like an idiot!

[idolism]

You'd look less of one than you already do, I assure you.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, it'd be way worse!

[idolism]

You're right, I guess it would be embarrassing for you to go around at random, assuming people were attracted to you. Not like me at all. But since you've managed to narrow it down to two, shouldn't that give you your answer?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

No, because — either one are...Argh. Give me another hint!

[toobothersome.livejournal.com]

Naruto, don't get worked up about it. She's just screwing with your head. If one of the Leaf-nin did have a thing for you, why would they tell someone like her?

[idolism]

And what kind of hint should I give this time?

[lostonlifesroad.livejournal.com]

You know, it really isn't nice to tease people like this.

-Kakashi

[idolism]

Tell that to half the people who have responded to this message.