[disguised, but his teachers can probably recognize it]

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

How do you know for sure you like someone?

...And how do you stop liking them?

Comments

[idolism]

Obviously.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Can't you just tell me who it is?!

[idolism]

I can do a lot of things, but saving you from being dense is out of anyone's ability. Figure it out yourself.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

You're annoying.

[idolism]

Hearing that from you is utterly ridiculous. Get a clue already.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...But if I assume wrong I'll look like an idiot!

[idolism]

You'd look less of one than you already do, I assure you.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

SHUT UP, it'd be way worse!

[idolism]

You're right, I guess it would be embarrassing for you to go around at random, assuming people were attracted to you. Not like me at all. But since you've managed to narrow it down to two, shouldn't that give you your answer?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

No, because — either one are...Argh. Give me another hint!

[toobothersome.livejournal.com]

Naruto, don't get worked up about it. She's just screwing with your head. If one of the Leaf-nin did have a thing for you, why would they tell someone like her?

[idolism]

Don't start guessing sex without getting your facts straight. I'm sure you're insulting some female out there.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Maybe they didn't and he just guessed it...

[idolism]

And what kind of hint should I give this time?

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...First letter of their first name.

[idolism]

All right... S.

Oops. What a coincidence.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

...That was a stupid question.



Second letter? No, wait. Third letter.

[idolism]

I'm not arguing, but you lost your chance.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

But all their names start with S!

[idolism]

This shouldn't have been the first time you noticed that.

[whirlingwinds.livejournal.com]

Ugh, shut up.

[idolism]

Now, now, you can at least try to accept your deficiencies with grace.

[lostonlifesroad.livejournal.com]

You know, it really isn't nice to tease people like this.

-Kakashi

[idolism]

Tell that to half the people who have responded to this message.