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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Who here knows the cartoon 'Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles'?

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[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What? How'd you

That's NOT what I was asking!

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[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Yeah well, I never watched much TV L-Kira never let me have the remote.

Sounds a bit like a game or something.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Huh? I just wanna know more about this cartoon is all.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Oh right. Why didn't you say.

It's about these Turtles. Only they're mutated. So they become teenagers and get trained as ninja. And they have adventures, probably. In...like...a zoo.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What kind of adventures? And why the hell's there a zoo in there?

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Well, there was this one episode when the little one got toppled onto his back. Totally couldn't get up. For ages. Then one of the others helped him. It was really funny.

And they go to the zoo to visit the Rhino. It talks.

brb, loling forever

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

.......what the hell? Firstly, that sounds like the most boring cartoon ever, and secondly, if they're mutated into teenagers, then how would falling onto his shell stop him from getting up?

...well at least they got something right.

XD Ryuk's just....bored and saying whatever XD

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Well, it was probably for kids. And he was a mutated teenager. That's two whole obstacles to get over, right? It's all about, you know, learning to fit in but still be different and all that kiddy crap. You're a loser but you're not alone. You know how it goes.

Really?! Yeah, so uh...what was his name again?

You know what'd be a good cartoon? One about this really cool death god who like...drops his dea weapon in the human world and they all go totally nuts because loads of people die and good people turn bad.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

What 'learning to fit in'? How do freakin' giant turtles get to fit in with humans?!

Hey, you're the one telling the story. What was his name?

..that sounds like a stupid idea for a cartoon. Who wants to watch something where the good guys die and good people turn bad? That's what they've got the news and reality tv for.

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

That's the point ain't it. Humans are so damn ugly, they gotta show you that even a mutant can be liked. So the turtles get accepted and everyone's happy. It's a cartoon, it's not real.

I dunno. Horny? Scrappy? Mud Bucket?

Nah, it's mostly criminals that die, really.

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

Humans ain't that bad, but from what I've seen, there's a damn good reason they wear all that clothing.

You dunno? I thought you'd seen the stupid thing?

Still sounds like a stupid show. What kinda kid's gonna wanna watch something like that?

[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Tell me about it! I feel gross.

Nah, I've been making all this up.

Huh. I guess you had to be there.

[angry, rushed handwriting]

[donetakinorders.livejournal.com]

....you've been making this up?!

You better hope I don't find you, wise guy, or I'm gonna smack you one in the face!

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[bored-todeath.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure.