damned_bulletin | [handwriting erratic as always]

I seem to have become quite popular recently. As such, I'd like to address a few points publicly rather than trying to track you all down individually, as there is only so much time in the day.

- Yes, I am a telepath.
- Ergo, I can hear you when you talk about me.
- My hair color is natural, I would be more than happy to prove it to anyone who asks, and the hair itself is a gift to aesthetes everywhere. I can't help it if you've got no sense of style, Mustang.
- No, I probably don't give a damn about you. Those I do like, know it.
- Don't pay too much mind to Kudoh, he's just jealous.
- I'm far too valuable to be written off casually, as the sharper-minded of you are already aware.
- I know you're here, Aya~

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Don't bring up the other thing then

I'm getting better you prick. And I do have a hairstyle. Hypocrite.

~~I don't need to sleep with you to kill you~~

You did ask why you might be jealous. If I proceeded to illuminate those points, it's your own fault for not thinking them through yourself.

I wouldn't call it a hairstyle so much as a cry for help. (Also, just because you haven't had the opportunity to strangle anyone recently doesn't mean you're any less inclined.)

~~True, but that method hasn't worked yet, has it?~~

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