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[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[The note is crude and spelled rather badly. Occasionally the lines run into the edges of the page or slope downwards before coming up again. There are a few lines where the pen's been dragged along for a while before getting picked up again. It looks as if the note was written by someone who wasn't in possession of all their faculties, and for good reason.]

Bossss,

Got the trator, got him pretty good. Hes softened up for you and itsnt going to be walking very well, let alone running____ Sinc eall he can do best is run he won't be able to gdo very much to stop us. aAll yours now, buss.

-Scourge.

Sorry abour the writing, Took a hit from yhe nurses, some kind o___f prickand i'm all wobbly now. will see you later or somethigng.

Comments

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... THEY WILL DO THAT IF YOU TRY ATTACKING THEM. OR OTHERS.

... GOOD JOB, TRACKER.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

It was wroth it.

[The pen wavers about, as if trying to find an answer to the last part, but ultimately there is no response.]

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

Gottt mei goood? Bah..it s berly a shlel wuonde

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but you're made of flesh everyone.

[He seems to have snapped out of it by now.]

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

Yes, I watched you do it. Next time, wait until night falls before you suddenly decide to grow a backstrut, all right?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't have had an opportunity like that at night. He was right there and vulnerable, and I managed to tear part of his uncrippled leg open to hobble him further. At night I would have been with you two and lost the element of surprise.

[lossofface.livejournal.com]

True enough.

...It's a shame the nurses put a stop to it so soon.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Big shame, yeah. But there's plenty left for you to tear apart.

[disguised handwritting]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You all realize that if you do anything to him, he's probably gonna try and dump some of the blame on me, if he neglects to set me up as a bodyguard?

And if that's the case, I'm going to track you all down and kill you for making my stay worse than it already is.

[Clearer writing now.]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Yes, yes, Lockdown, we know you've got a big gun human-penis. So where were you while I was tearing into your boss?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

I have no idea what a 'penis' is, nor do I wish to find out. I was recharging after the first refulling session.

sorry 'bout that, boss

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[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

It's the Hey, your loss.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

You really don't wanna piss me off, Scourge.

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[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Oh, really. What've you got that the third in command to the conqueror of worlds hasn't got?

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

How about several millenia's worth of fighting and tracking experience. I know many different kinds of fighting styles, including Circuit-Su, and Metallikato. Not to mention I can disarm a mech with one hand.

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[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

What if the mech has two hands? You'll be in trouble then.

Besides, Circuit-Su won't do you much good when you don't have any circuits.

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[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

No, no, you misunderstood. I can disarm a mech, even if I only have one hand.

Besides, even without Circuit-Su, I still have Metallikato and several more fighting techniques to make up for it.

I've taken out whole Autobot units in the past without pulling a gasket. Not to mention I once subdued and captured Optimus Prime.