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[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Hey, I've been feeling weak lately. I can't lift giant tables anymore and I'm bleeding more than usual.





This is puberty, right? Help, I need an adult.

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OYYYY!!!

Weirdo with the eyepatch, are you still alive?

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[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[There's a large blot here, as though she stood for a while debating whether and how to answer.]

Puberty is when a child's body begins to grow into a more adult body, particularly where reproductive organs are concerned.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Does this mean we can have babies now?


More importantly, does this make us less attractive to pedophiles?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

[Slow, deliberate writing. Whee embarrassment.]

Yes to the first question, although I strongly advise against it.

As for the second, that likely depends on the pedophile, although I would recommend you still be cautious.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I won't do it. Babies are weird.


Yeah, I'm too cute and iresistable. Ah~ why must I be born this way?

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

[The words "reproductive organs" have been circled]

I'm sorry. What does that mean? I can't read very well.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

I think this means we could start cloning each other now.

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

What's cloning?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

Making an identical copy of someone.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Uhuh!

It's when you wake up and then suddenly POW! there's another you beside you! Like ninjas!

Some Amanto species are like that. Maybe you are too!

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

It is not like ninjas. Come on - we are much cooler than a clone could ever be.

[lostonlifesroad.livejournal.com]

So does that mean that ninjas who can make clones are the coolest? I might know someone who would be happy to hear that.

[mizuhomaiden.livejournal.com]

A ninja clone is different than the kind of clone she's talking about. I suppose that depends on the ninja's village and style. I don't find it any cooler than any other style that's not my own.

[lostonlifesroad.livejournal.com]

That's very true. Well, since you're so proud of it, what style do you use? And what village are you from?

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

He must have a hard time feeding all those clones. Is he fuzzy and green?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

I wasn't aware that cloning worked that way.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

And sometimes they start growing from your foot!

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

...Not quite cloning.

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

It's fine.

[The rest of the response is written slowly and deliberately.]

Reproductive organs are the same as genitalia. They're...essentially the main organs used during sex.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

Penises and vaginas? If someone likes to use his hands, do they count as reproductive organs too?

[marin-karin.livejournal.com]

Yes to the first question, and not quite in regards to the second.

[16hitmagnum.livejournal.com]

What if they have tentacles? The asduersgedorz gland?

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

So...then puberty has to do with having sex? No one mentioned that before, I don't think.

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

Ururu? I know you're really curious, but if you want, I'll make sure to talk about Puberty too when I help you and Ken answer those other questions. It might be better to wait until then. Asking on the board here might just be more confusing because there's so many different answers, right?

[bewarethecute.livejournal.com]

I didn't know it had anything to do with sex when I asked, Fai-san. I'm sorry. You're not mad, are you?

Okay. I'll wait then, I promise.

[not-rly-fai.livejournal.com]

That's perfectly alright, it's a good thing to be curious! Of course I'm not upset!

That's great. I'll try to make sure I explain everything really well. In the mean time, why don't you and Ken make a list of questions? That way I'll know what things to talk about. Does that sound ok?