http://hailmegatron.livejournal.com/ ([identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-19 09:24 pm
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WHY ARE YOU HUMANS ORGANICS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SEX THING?!

STOP IT! IMMEDIATELY!

[Lugnut struck out "humans" and replaced it with "organics".]
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[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
WHY WON'T ANYONE EXPLAIN ANYTHING WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE THE MOST USELESS ALLY I'VE EVER HAD!

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I definitely want to join your army, you guys sound like you've got much better troops.

Um. Well. You like Megatron, right? A lot?

[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:50 pm (UTC)(link)
... NO, YOU'RE JUST ESPECIALLY USELESS.

"LIKE" HARDLY DESCRIBES MY REVERENCE TOWARDS LORD MEGATRON.

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:52 pm (UTC)(link)
Right. But you think Megatron is asthetically asstheticly nice to look at, right? Looking at him makes you feel good, yeah?

Well, some people feel like that around other people. And sometimes they like to...do things to each other that feel good. Yeah?

Lugnut: *DOESN'T GET IT*

[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
... WHAT?

I... HAVE ALWAYS BEEN PROUD THAT MEGATRON SELECTED ME TO SERVE ON HIS CREW, THAT I WAS ABLE TO SERVE IN HIS GLORIOUS PRESENCE, SERVE HIS MAGNIFICENT WILL IN PERSON...?

Re: Lugnut: *DOESN'T GET IT*

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 05:59 pm (UTC)(link)
But would you say that Megatron also has a glorious body, in terms of looks? You haven't been around anyone you thought was physically appealing?

(Why me?)

[identity profile] hailmegatron.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 06:07 pm (UTC)(link)
I...

... WHAT? MEGATRON IS... A SKILLED WARRIOR, AND BRILLIANT LEADER, AND... I... WHAT?

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 06:09 pm (UTC)(link)
You really, really haven't ever been attracted to the way somebody looks? Ever?

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-20 06:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, I think I'm gonna leave this one to Blitzwing.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:41 am (UTC)(link)
HEY! Why do I have to deal with it?

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:50 am (UTC)(link)
You know him better than me.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
Well, yeah...but...

I really think he's too young for this kind of thing. I'M too young for this kind of thing. And I can't even download some new filters to get rid of it this time!

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-25 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
That puts me out too, I guess. I'm only two stellar cycles.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 01:46 am (UTC)(link)
WHAT

When did High Command begin promoting off the assembly line?

[identity profile] haplesstracker.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 02:00 am (UTC)(link)
Reformatting. I used to be a lot older.

[identity profile] lossofface.livejournal.com 2009-02-26 11:51 am (UTC)(link)
...

That's quite the serious reformat. What the slag HAPPENED to you?
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