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[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU HUMANS ORGANICS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SEX THING?!

STOP IT! IMMEDIATELY!

[Lugnut struck out "humans" and replaced it with "organics".]

Comments

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Wait, what? They're what? Like that?

...Primus, I really hope those were platonic hugs, I don't want to be in the middle of this.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Really now? So the love triangle emerges, does it?

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

[Underlined, several times]

It's not like that!

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

The more vehement the denial, the deeper the love behind it.

Ah~ How tragic~

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Have you met Blitzwing and Lugnut? There would be a distinct possibility of my death at some point in the act.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Not in the physical sense, no.

And isn't that the exciting part? Some people get off on that, you know.

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Having lived a full if not long life, I am pretty sure I don't have a death kink. In fact, going offline is a pretty big turnoff for me.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Who said it'd be you who'd be getting turned on?

Have you seen the other posts these boys have been writing?

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

As far as I can tell Lugnut probably had that drive surgically removed before he ever came online. Blitzwing...doesn't strike me as being like that.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

You never know what lurks in the darkest minds of men, my dear.

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I'm a tracker. It's my business to know what goes on in the dark.

Yes, like that, too. Security detail gets dull some nights.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

...okay, yeah. See what I mean? My earlier statement stands.

You're all a bunch of perverts.

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

You're not exactly in a position to criticizing me for that.

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

I was merely pointing out a trend I'd been noticing. And I'm not the only one to reach these conclusions.

Honestly, have you robots never even heard of double entendre?

Re: [usual anon]

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Lugnut hasn't. Lugnut, as far as I can tell, hasn't heard of a lot of things.

Er, no offense, boss.

Re: [usual anon]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

All of us, hMm?

[usual anon]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Of the ones I've had the pleasure of encountering? Yes.

Re: [usual anon]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

You can cOunt me out.