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[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOU HUMANS ORGANICS SO OBSESSED WITH THIS SEX THING?!

STOP IT! IMMEDIATELY!

[Lugnut struck out "humans" and replaced it with "organics".]

Comments

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

BUT MUST YOU BRING IT UP AT EVERY TURN?!

ALL I WANTED WAS LEARN HOW TO TORTURE A HUMAN! WHY WOULD SOMEONE BRING UP THIS SEX THING? IT MAKES NO SENSE!

[never-learns.livejournal.com]

Because sex can be one of the most vicious ways to torture someone. Of course, people who use it that way need to be locked away.

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

... WHAT? BUT YOU HUMANS KEEP ON TREATING IT LIKE THE BEST THING SINCE THE BIRTH OF YOUR SPECIES.

ALL THE TIME.

WHEN I'M TRYING TO LEARN HOW TO TORTURE STARSCREAM!

[anon]

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

Does that mean we can torture you by having sex right in front of your nose?

Re: [anon]

[never-learns.livejournal.com]

Sounds like fun!

Re: [anon]

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

Two birds with one stone, no?

Imagine the look on this guy's face.

Re: [anon]

[never-learns.livejournal.com]

Indeed.

That's a very amusing image.

Re: [anon]

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

My thoughts exactly. It'll be fun!

A man who can't appreciate the best pleasures in life should be confronted with it. As many times as possible!

[hailmegatron.livejournal.com]

WHAT YOU THAT'S

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

Maybe, but at least they're fun.

Re: [anon]

[never-learns.livejournal.com]

It will be!

It's like performing a public educational service.

Re: [anon]

[tyki-pon.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'm sure such services will help their innocent minds to deal with it in the long run.

In the mean time their expressions and screams of horror will be amusing enough.

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Um, boss? It kinda is the birth of their species. Literally.