[annonymous]

[ruthless-hunter.livejournal.com]

[Handwriting is sloppy, as if written by someone who has never hand-written before in their life]

Is there anyone else here who is from Cybertron? Or anyone who even knows what or where Cybertron is?

[The next part is about an inch and a half below the first part, and looks as if it was written as an afterthought]



Is there also anyone willing to believe that I'm not a flesh creature? I'm a mechanical being trapped in this weak body.

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[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

What.

Used to be Megatron?

Are you saying that...no, no, this must be a joke, surely.

[frantic, illegible words are nonetheless scratched out nervously]

Listen, I [more frantic scratch-outs]

This "Galvatron" isn't here, is he?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

I really wouldn't know, but it's entirely possible. Mental hospitals seem to like him and most of the other people I've met here have been of...nontraditional mentalities.

If you're wondering what I think you're wondering, Starscream, the answer's yes. Galvatron Our beloved leader's even harder to put down than you are.

...is something bothering you, Starscream?

[whiny-egomaniac.livejournal.com]

[insert a bunch more incoherent rambling]

No, no, not at all, I'm perfectly fine. Not a problem.

Incidentally, were YOU created from a previously-thought off-line Decepticon?

[haplesstracker.livejournal.com]

Glad to hear you're feeling so inspired, Air Commander. :D

[Yes, that was an emoticon.]

Um...maybe? It may or may not have been Thundercracker. Or an Insecticon. Or nobody. We were all a bit busy at the time getting created and it was all a bit muddled at the time and the records we got back later weren't completely conclusive.