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Elena. Leave me a message.

That too. What can I say, we're versatile.

That loser? He still whining about Cetra?

You guys are pretty good at losing, I'll give you that much.

I think he got over that one, but he's still about as romantically interesting as a concrete pylon.

We land on our feet. That's all that matters.

So, you think I got a shot?

Edited 2009-02-14 16:01 (UTC)

If “feet” = “asses”, sure!

The worst that’d happen is Reno n’ that Elena chick get jealous or Tifa punches you out or the kids disapprove. Definitely that last one to watch out for.

Is everything in Wutai backwards or just you?

[All messages about Tifa have been torn down]

Wutai > You

Last I checked, they lost the war. And most their dignity.

Last time I checked, I won it all back.

Did you two become an old married couple some time when I wasn't looking?

'Cause I'm gonna be pissed if I missed out on the free booze from that wedding.

He's all yours.

If I ever came close to marrying that thing I want you to act like a real friend and shoot me.

If you even thought about proposing to me, I'd shoot you myself.

The only way I would is if you did some sort of freaky ninja mind trick on me. The only way you'd ever get any from anyone.

I could get plenty! I just don't want to. Unlike some people, I have better stuff to do with my time. You're just jealous.

Sure.

You definitely are.

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