damned_bulletin | (no subject)

Are you like this with everybody?

Like what?

That.

~~Are you always a pain is th-~~

C'mon! No need to be shy.

~~I'm not shy. I don't get what you mean.~~
What am I like?

You're like that.

Did you start the war in Wutai with dumbass statements like that?

Did you let ShinRa crumble by being a retard?

You try and stop meteor with that big mouth of yours?

You try beating Yazoo by dot-dot-dotting at him?

You try saving Cetra chick by back chatting a wall?

You try saving President Jerkface by molesting a rocket launcher?

You remember that time Corneo wanted you as a rent boy?

You remember that time Tifa found out you're hot for her?

~~She kno- Ren-~~
I hear your daddy was hot for you.

I hear that you want bald martial artist babies with Tifa.

I hear you don't respect your friends.

I hear that me n' my friends saved the world together.

~~We could have stopped y~~
We helped.

Hey. Does she really know? What did she say?

Destroy it, you mean?

... It was pretty damn obvious. She probs thought it was, like, sweet of you or something creepy like that, but she's still ga-ga over Cloud.

That too. What can I say, we're versatile.

That loser? He still whining about Cetra?

You guys are pretty good at losing, I'll give you that much.

I think he got over that one, but he's still about as romantically interesting as a concrete pylon.

We land on our feet. That's all that matters.

So, you think I got a shot?

Edited 2009-02-14 16:01 (UTC)

If “feet” = “asses”, sure!

The worst that’d happen is Reno n’ that Elena chick get jealous or Tifa punches you out or the kids disapprove. Definitely that last one to watch out for.

Is everything in Wutai backwards or just you?

[All messages about Tifa have been torn down]

Wutai > You

Last I checked, they lost the war. And most their dignity.

Last time I checked, I won it all back.

Did you two become an old married couple some time when I wasn't looking?

'Cause I'm gonna be pissed if I missed out on the free booze from that wedding.

He's all yours.

If I ever came close to marrying that thing I want you to act like a real friend and shoot me.

If you even thought about proposing to me, I'd shoot you myself.

The only way I would is if you did some sort of freaky ninja mind trick on me. The only way you'd ever get any from anyone.

I could get plenty! I just don't want to. Unlike some people, I have better stuff to do with my time. You're just jealous.

Sure.

You definitely are.

[Marks on the page like debating over what to say.]

...I'm alive, if that's what you want to know.

That's a good start.

~~It's always her~~

Come find me in the sun room after breakfast?

Walking kind of sucks right now, or I'd look for you instead.

Right.