ext_148916 ([identity profile] chocomancer.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] damned_bulletin2009-02-14 05:57 am
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GOURMET CHOCOLATES AND CANDIES
~made to order~
AVAILABLE NOW, IN EXCHANGE FOR:
REMAINS of the more fantastical monsters, or parts thereof
INFORMATION about the Institute's history
CHEMICALS from the Second Floor labs
or OTHER ODDITIES & SERVICES as offered

RATES NEGOTIABLE
SAMPLES AVAILABLE UPON REQUEST


- WW



P.S. For the anonymous fellow who claimed yesterday to need sweets for "medical reasons" - please see me later today.
P.P.S. For the redhead with metabolism problems - I'll see you at breakfast.

[identity profile] offduty.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
I know better than to eat anything you give me.

[identity profile] silent-shades.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
More trustworthy than anything you've got to offer.

[identity profile] offduty.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:42 pm (UTC)(link)
You realize that's not saying a hell of a lot, yeah?

[identity profile] silent-shades.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:46 pm (UTC)(link)
When do I ever say a lot?

[identity profile] offduty.livejournal.com 2009-02-14 10:47 pm (UTC)(link)
...I really hate it when I can't tell whether you've completely missed the point or if you're just fucking with me.