[in usual scrawl, though it's slowly improving]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

AlrIghT. I’m thRough PlayING Games. I’m loOKing for thiS gUY.

He’s a SeriaL KILLER and Needs to BE found. HE UseS The names ProTOFORM X and RampAGe.

If You’ve Seen him, yOU hAVE to tEll mE. He’S DANGEROUS.

-- DePTH CHarge

X. IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, SHOW YOURSELF NOW.

[Someone's not happy.The notice has been severely stabbed with a pen and is only just readable. The picture that was originally here has been ripped to shreds and can be found in pieces below the message board]

Comments

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

So THAT is what you've been looking for? I could have done you so much better, darling.

-Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

You're a homicidal crab robot too?

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Hardly. Our Mr. Special-Handwriting was looking for a redhead earlier and wouldn't say why.

This redhead is a little put out that he ignored me for that.

-Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't drop everything to admire you? Some people just don't understand how the world is supposed to work.

You could always try to grow a little extra chitin, that might get his attention.

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's a shame that the people here don't know how to treat a lady at all.

And if that is what it takes, I'm not interested.

-Anon

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I can definitely get that. I mean, we both get ditched and he's not even looking for something like, I dunno, a drop-dead gorgeous supermodel? Okay, so maybe he wouldn't be able to find anyone better than us but at least pretend like you're trying to, right?

- the bulletin board handsome stranger

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Honestly? After seeing what his standards are, I'm glad we didn't pass.

~Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I'M nOT your TyPE. nOW dRop it.

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

So testy. A shame you aren't though. I should have liked to learn what sort of man goes chasing after horrid bug-crabs.

♥Anon