[in usual scrawl, though it's slowly improving]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

AlrIghT. I’m thRough PlayING Games. I’m loOKing for thiS gUY.

He’s a SeriaL KILLER and Needs to BE found. HE UseS The names ProTOFORM X and RampAGe.

If You’ve Seen him, yOU hAVE to tEll mE. He’S DANGEROUS.

-- DePTH CHarge

X. IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, SHOW YOURSELF NOW.

[Someone's not happy.The notice has been severely stabbed with a pen and is only just readable. The picture that was originally here has been ripped to shreds and can be found in pieces below the message board]

Comments

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

If I had a face like that I'd probably try to kill everyone else too.

[Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

That's a face? I thought he was looking for a bug.

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Good point. Know any homicidal bugs?

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

He'S A CraB

IF yOu DoN'T HAve anYTHing UsEFUL to Say, i dOn't wAnt to SEE it.

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

Try closing your eyes.

Re: [Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

I know a homicidal droid, does that count?

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

He'D Be in A HuMAN bOdy, bOlts-For-BrainS! UsE Your imAginatION.

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

So what, you think he'd still kind of look similar? Ruddy complexion, chops instead of those spikes, big green eyes? Kind of bugging out?

Re: [Anonymous, switching writing styles at random]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I'm GuESSING. i Look prETty SimilAR to my OlD bODy- thE sHape and CoLOURS aRE pRetty muCh the Same, But i Don't Know enough aBout HuMAN faCes to gIve a dEscRiption.

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

So THAT is what you've been looking for? I could have done you so much better, darling.

-Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

You're a homicidal crab robot too?

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Hardly. Our Mr. Special-Handwriting was looking for a redhead earlier and wouldn't say why.

This redhead is a little put out that he ignored me for that.

-Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[bullygeneraleva.livejournal.com]

He wouldn't drop everything to admire you? Some people just don't understand how the world is supposed to work.

You could always try to grow a little extra chitin, that might get his attention.

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Exactly. It's a shame that the people here don't know how to treat a lady at all.

And if that is what it takes, I'm not interested.

-Anon

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I can definitely get that. I mean, we both get ditched and he's not even looking for something like, I dunno, a drop-dead gorgeous supermodel? Okay, so maybe he wouldn't be able to find anyone better than us but at least pretend like you're trying to, right?

- the bulletin board handsome stranger

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

Honestly? After seeing what his standards are, I'm glad we didn't pass.

~Anon

Re: [disguised writing]

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

I'M nOT your TyPE. nOW dRop it.

[disguised writing]

[deadlyjuliet.livejournal.com]

So testy. A shame you aren't though. I should have liked to learn what sort of man goes chasing after horrid bug-crabs.

♥Anon

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

I can say pretty definitively that he's not here, so for all our sakes, please stop inflicting your 'art' on us.

[scarletspeedstr.livejournal.com]

I dunno, I thought they were supposed to show you weird splotches of colour and get you to tell them what you think it is? Could be he's just trying for some anonymous therapy?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, in that case, I'd say it looks like a vagina with teeth.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

wHAT? How CaN YOU Be so Sure???

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Telepath. If his mind were here, I'd already know about it.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

BuT

ThAt's

THAT cAn't be riGHT. How dO I Know you'Re noT LyING?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

What makes you think I'd care enough to bother?

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

lOok harder. He'S goT to bE Here!

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Why would he be? There's plenty of people who aren't here. Your crab-bitch is one of them.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

You'RE poSitive?

[k4t4str0ph4l.livejournal.com]

Trust me, you things are pretty easy to pick out of the crowd.

[scalyfishman.livejournal.com]

... i SeE.

[Anonymous, randomly switching writing styles every few words]

[mind-the-sukima.livejournal.com]

Aww, the bug's gone. I was gonna draw him some friends.