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Will SOMEONE please explain to my lead-brained, rust-ridden, overclocked low priority glitch of an excuse for a wingmate that HUMANS NEED TO EAT?!

I am NOT towing you if you go into stasis-lock again, understand? Doing it in zero-g was bad enough, but this is just STUPID.

- Blitzwing

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[arc-wrench.livejournal.com]

Statement: I've attempted to refrain from ingesting food products here before. This detestable meatbag body I am stuck with became increasingly unresponsive. Observation: It quickly became as if I was attempting to function with all gyroscopes improperly aligned.

Cautionary: You will most likely be stuck as a meatbag for quite a while. I would advise attempting to eat, before they force nutrients into you. I've heard it is even more unpleasant than having to masticate and ingest dead organics for fuel.